catmag

I've been forced back into the life of a normal person as I'm doing a Teaching in Clinical Practice qualification at Uni at the mo. To say my routine is all to fuck is an understatement. One more week on days then back into my nocturnal happy place. Still have loads of study to do before submitting it in mid-March though. My current 20-hr day is being eased with a glass of Pinot though,

Nah, I'm on days at the moment, so I've worked 8am - 9pm today but my body and brain refuse to make the transition.

Wasn't Magenta Devine a presenter on that?

I went to see EW&F at the MEN arena about 10yrs ago. My ex-husband's favourite band. They were actually awesome

The alternative shirt for the bairn.

LVG - dear me, what a dour man. Manchester United thrive with mangers who have charisma and fight - he has neither. Have been in a conversation with one of my best mates tonight who is Man U through and through and through and he can't wait until LVG is gone.

Haven't enjoyed a game so much in ages. Watched the first half with a 6-yr-old who thinks and commentates likes an old footy pro. Sent him to bed at half-time where he continued to commentate on the game based on the audio that he could hear from his room. He ended up watching from halfway down down the stairs cos I didn't have the heart to send him back to bed. Can't remember a game where we continued to fight and didn't capitulate. It wasn't a win but it feels like one, especially with my personal history with Manchester

And you are....?

I've never been a huge Bowie fan so I haven't felt the impact of his passing the way I did for Freddie Mercury (for example) but obviously it's a very sad day in the music world and for all the people who were impacted by him and his music. I love this particular version of this song - 2 legends back together, wherever that may be..

Yeah, he asked me a few questions about it for the rest of the evening but he's not mentioned it since.

We were going to eat at Smoak at Malmaison but didn't think the kids would appreciate it.

Brilliant Hope you had a good weekend petal. Sorry I wasn't around to catch up.

That classy bloke known as manc-mag took me to Nando's in Manchester on Saturday night. It was a double-date with my boy and his nephew. The last time we did that was 12 years ago after going to see Peter Kay at the MEN arena with our respective other-halves. Nice to know we've stood the test of time even if the exes didn't

*Uber driver leaps out of his car and calls him a fucking c**t*

Anyone know why there was a load of mounted police around the city centre this afternoon/evening?

Still haven't watched a Bond film.

They're talking to the creators of MaM on Newsnight tonight at 10.30pm if anyone's interested.

I seem to remember always watching Charlie Brown as a kid at Christmas.

Fab news. And estate agents are robbing knobheads. Good luck with the move.

You say that as if it's it something you wouldn't dream of

Tis true

I genuinely don't know where she has the time. When she's not doing her normal job she's doing locum shifts at a mentally busy A&E to fund their crazy travelling lifestyle. Think they've just booked a couple of weeks in Canada purely for the ice-hockey.

I know!! Madness in the extreme..

My brother and his girlfriend went along to join PureGym the other day. They asked his missus if she was a 'Miss, Ms or Mrs' She told them that actually she was "Dr" only to be told that she couldn't register as 'Dr' as they only had that option for males and she would be registered as a man with no access to the female changing rooms. She was a little bit cross

I've been waiting for CT to come along and tell me that simply wouldn't happen in a 'normal' taxi