catmag

Don't worry, he might get really lucky and she'll be one of the 1:3 that miscarries. Jeez...

You're suggesting he lies about having a genetic disorder so that she'll have an abortion? Fucking hell

My grandda is 91 and looks younger than that. This was Douglas 4 weeks ago.. My spidey senses say that all is not well..

Like father, like son..

We read it, it just wasn't very good

Blimey, that's a blast from the past. I went to Benitses around the same time.

Don't want to pre-empt anything but Michael Douglas looks terrible.

Once again I shall be paying a gardener to come and sort out the post-winter jungle at chez catmag. (Cue jokes about overgrown bushes etc..) I love my garden but have neither the time or inclination to do anything adventurous with it, and have a terrible habit of killing things. Plants mainly.

Happy Face, can you work out the stats on how long it will be until Kanye's turn? Or Katie Hopkins. Or any Kardashian.

Nah, I still would've got some kind of condescending comment. Gutted about Victoria Wood though

Ahh but it amuses me

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3540404/Mother-daughter-splashed-60-000-plastic-surgery.html I just fancied brightening up your day. Enjoy boys

Don't you start

I can only work with the information I read

Apologies for not being able to remotely fell a megastar just for your satisfaction like.

Another one bites the dust.. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36028232

Been looking for a new podcast as I get through loads in the wee small hours at work. I'll definitely give this a listen - cheers.

Is that when he was filming with paramedics? He brought a patient to our place but we wouldn't let him bring the cameras in,

Somebody did by the looks of it. Who changed it?

Her name wasn't in the title so it could be a generic thread. Sadly it seems like it'll be warranted the way this year is going. Might merge all the others in here from the beginning of 2016.

Yeah I know, but she was on telly for 28yrs..

Maybe it's just easier to have one thread for celebrity deaths Denise Robertson has passed away after only recently being diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. She was a mackem through and through but a canny one. RIP. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35941395

We shall light these in your honour, sir. Rest peacefully.

Apologies if this has been posted somewhere already but I've not been around much lately. This will make your day NSFW if your boss doesn't like swearies coming from your computer.. http://youtu.be/ttVhzzaPd_k

And how do I raise the other £7999.50?