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Brilliant, thank you. It's a couple of weeks til I have to do it but I'll be sure to share. Any suggestions for edible components welcome. Would Cherry Lips be too racist??

That's it! Thank you Chezney

"And lahk, ma eyes wuh glazed urver, and auntie Jane said "Look, yuh eyes ah glazed urvah" and it wuh the nahhht we was watchin Stickeh Vickeh..." "That Stephen Fry - has he got a wife?"

Oh you're a sick man

Howay man, you saw how the Cookie Monster cakes turned out

I've been given my cake challenge. I can choose between Lionel Richie and Bruce Forsyth. Got to be Richie

I think we read that when I was about 11

They've got a pair of sisters from Leeds on this new series who are just thick as mince and very annoying.

I did English Lit A-Level and that year the theme was 'Tragedies' Fucking hell, it was depressing. Oedipus Rex, Dr Faustus, Antony & Cleopatra, The Power and the Glory and the poems of Gerard Manly Hopkins, a manic depressive priest who eventually dies of typhoid. It was cheery stuff. For some reason A Midsummer Nights Dream was in there somewhere and was a little ray of sunshine. I love it to this day.

Brilliant Did he not shout out of the window??

You're such a celebrity whore, Martin..

Just because I used it doesn't mean it's acceptable

That bad shoulder of yours seems to be giving you short-term memory loss. Maybe you should see someone about that

Aww man

Apologies for hijacking the thread and making it all about arseholes. Oh no, wait.....

Vibrators, potatoes, carrots, paperweights, pepperpots, deodorant cans, deodorant can lids (they didn't think it through and put it in lid first) shavers, and a mini tub of Brylcreem. None of them appeared to appreciate that if the door closes and the item disappears round the bend, you ain't seeing it again until we've used surgical instruments to dilate and retrieve.

Everyone has their own experiences of the NHS but to make statements like "But these NHS cunts are shit" is just laughable. You go on to say that a couple of days later you were back at work in agony - I take it that it's the fault of the NHS that you went back to work already being unwell? You're buying god-knows-what off the internet, self-medicating with it, "waking up 3 days later, bag empty, a black eye..." and you're calling us cunts?! Well, we cunts will be the ones resuscitating you when something you take potentially causes cardiac arrest. Something I've done twice recently to stupid, stupid people who think they're big, clever, cocky and invincible. Fucking go for it, sunshine.

I've a long list of items that people have had surgically removed. Which we then have to return to them as they're classed as 'patient property'

Aye, it can sound a bit cliquey when there's a few together My brother and I both work in anaesthetics at the same hospital and if we get on talking about work I know my dad just glazes over and tries to nod in the right places.

If it weren't for the fact that it's in a thread which is hugely serious, I'd suspect copious amounts of WUMmery.

I was thinking the same myself. But then I know that I use worky-speak that must sound like a foreign language to some people.

Wow.

HMHMHMHM, if you put your birthday on your profile then maybe we would've had the first fucking clue that it was actually your birthday! Happy birthday for Tuesday pet (Just realised it's the 8th and therefore the same day as mancy's. I'll remember next year...)

That bottom bit could absolutely be siamese Alex in a frilly hat. Soz to spoil it for you all