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No, but it is to insult other people for theirs.

THEY WERE NORMAL CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES, OKAY?! Bastards.

What are you laughing at, shithead?

Errrrrr, okay

That was just a particularly bad angle and not bad for a first attempt, you fuckers!

Evans for me in a morning after jumping between various shows after Moyles left 3yrs ago. Enjoy afternoon edition on 5Live with Dan Walker between 1-4pm too.

Head-to-head with Grimshaw on Radio 1 and I can't bloody wait

Between 3-5am is the worst if there's nothing in theatre. That's when you start Googling "crap celebrity cakes" and decide to challenge your anaesthetist to make one himself...

A few weeks ago I challenged one of the docs at work to bake a celebrity (of my choosing) themed cake for the next time we were working together. Last night he produced this masterpiece...

I'm going to let it go on this occasion. Aldi is a great place to shop and ridiculously cheap in comparison to Sainsbury's/Asda (or Waitrose/M&S in Snobby McSnob's case)

Just not a lad.

I reckon I'm safe here

Nice to see the empathy exuding from this UKIP candidate. Vile.

Ah okay. It looks very similar to the place my friend's sister got married a few days back.

This is going to be very, very weird if it turns out to be the same place, but is that Chateau de Clerbice?

Not sure it'll make it onto my list

Can we have c-tags for that word before I ban toonotl?

I know everyone jokes about The Sixth Sense but someone did ruin that for me just after it came out and whilst I was looking forward to seeing it. Still refuse to watch it out of general huffiness.

You tit

Oh my word, he's gorgeous.

Cheers lads. Poor little love was almost invincible. Remember when dad brought her and her sister home as 10wk old kittens just before I went to uni, she's just always been there. It's my dad I feel sorry for as she was his little mate and adored him. He wanted to take her to the vet last week when she started to be really poorly but "didn't want to be the one to kill her" Bless him.

Dad had to take the ancient, little family cat to be put to sleep today. She was 21 and up until the last couple of days was tough as old boots. I saw her yesterday and she was confused, could hardly walk and wouldn't eat. My mam couldn't find her this morning (she normally sleeps in her bed in the shed) and she'd somehow got out of the garden and had gone to lie down in the back field, so she knew it was time. So did we but I'm gutted.

That and Dragons: Race to the Edge were the reason for getting it in the first place.

I have it on DVD