catmag

"I don't think he can handle her!"

Posted too quick - it was meant for the Fish.

Smells.

If we felines have offended Think but this and all is mended: That you did but slumber here While this kitty-cat did appear And this weak and idle theme No more yielding but a dream. Fish-boy - do not reprehend if you pardon, I will mend: And as I am an honest cat If we have a virtual spat Now to escape the kittens tongue We will make amends 'ere long, Or else the cat a liar call So, chill out, unto you all be a nice fishy, if we be friends And Cathy will restore amends....... With heyoooge apologies to William Shakespeare!

Fab. Thank you

Why not? It's about time us girls had equal rights around here!

Welcome! You still around for the West Ham game pissup, mister?

Hmmmm, the yellow Mr Nod always looked a little bit simple I thought, but that would be canny for the likes of Gems. What about both?

I think they should be called "Special" members. Why do we not have a smiley that nods? "CRAIG?"

Finally home at the end of a 12-hour shift. The moral of today's day at work kids? Don't drive when you're too tired. Had a patient who was in surgery for 10 hours today after driving off the road, down an embankment and onto a railway line. What a fucking mess.

What is an Advanced Member? Is it like a member who's passed their cycling proficiency test or something?

Thanks I'm in disguise.

I had to start this thread just so I could use this little fella >>>> Nice board guys - thanks for setting it up. Catch you on the morrow...

Surely it can't be long til Craig gets his head kicked in! "But Aaaan'onyyy, I was feeling your inner thigh AS A FRIEND!!! "

Has anyone told Meenzer?

Okay.

It was painful viewing tonight - that's for sure. Anthony looked distinctly more uncomfortable as the night went on, and Craig is horribly manipulative and Anthony always ends up feeling like it's his fault. Craig is an embarrassment to watch.

I've no idea what he's doing there but by his own admission he was "wankered"

I've never seen a single episode of Family Guy.

Got a text off manc-mag yesterday. He's in Barthelona.......

You and me just fell out.

Poo

Neigh

I shall be in France. Hee haw, hee haw, hee haw......

'Ello Ritchie. Well I've signed up like a good kitty and now I'm off to have croissants and read the Sunday papers. I do like Sundays....