Haydnator

Why the hell is there a Burnley discussion going on?

If she was wearing a Newcastle shirt:

He's basically Eesembee Mk.II

Or Garde. Anyone but John Carver please.

Anyone would, especially I given he has PL experience. But he has said he'll take a year's break from management so, we can't have him. Ashley wouldn't go for someone like Ancelotti anyway. C'mon, be realistic.

so...yeah. NORTH EAST TOP DOGS WOOOOO

I don't think Ashley would go for him again given the fact he's already turned him down. And Ancelotti has said he'll have a years break from football. Bit hopeful like but ya nar...

Seeing he has already turned us down I doubt he would come now.

Google definition: An anti-fan is someone who enjoys writing, discussing or in some cases making derivative works about a piece of media, but solely for the purpose of railing against or parodying it. EDIT: This as well: Anti-fans usually specify the fandom they are opposed to within their name, e.g. Anti-Twilight fans. It is common for large anti-fandoms to gather in groups, usually on forums and sites, to share their mutual aversion. These are coined anti-fan clubs, and some are substantial enough to become anti-fan sites.

He called Man Utd United. He disappoints me.

Howay the Lads!

Probably left something like 'Dear Mike, I have told you countless times not to blow the finances constantly on Greggs. January was the last straw. I quit.'

Oh, well this has apparently happened. He must have seen the new strip too.

What actually went on in the Newcastle United board room when they decided to change St. James' Park to Sports Direct Arena.

Absolute horrendous top. Would rather wear my '96 retro shirt, which was cheaper than that abomination will be. Would rather use Andrex. Much softer. On a more serious note, the plain white back can be nothing more than baiting people to get numbers on the back to reduce the blankness, aka SPENDING MORE BLOODY MONEY. A lad on Twitter has shown Puma's kits are easy to outdo, even with fucking Wonga on the front. EDIT: Has anyone else noticed the NUFC thing on the back of the neck? The fact that it's in a down arrow? What a piss take.

And I have a feeling Van Gaal will play the kids again: McNair, Blackett, Wilson etc.

What are they out of interest?

Who would come in though? Surely Ashley's price for the club includes the 'debt' the club owes him?

If we do go down on Sunday it will be the second relegation of my 14 and a half year life. How depressing. The only silver lining about relegation is the chance of getting the FCB to do one. Will he? I doubt it. The last time we went down, we kept a core of a Premier League team, full of players that finished 12th in the Premier League the following season; Chris Hughton as manager with players such as Jose Enrique, Kevin Nolan, Joey Barton, Andy Carroll, Steve Harper, Coloccini in his prime etcetera. Now, we don't have a Premier League quality side. We all know the players we have are either mercenaries, dead wood or just shite. If we went down this side would probably scrape midtable Championship. I would rather support a midtable Premier League club than a midtable Championship one; like what Blackburn, Bolton, Fulham and Leeds have become. The only good factor I can find with relegation is the possibility of the FCB selling up and, like I said before, I doubt he will. He didn't sell last time we went down and, if I remember correctly, quite a few of our games were televised. If this is the case if we go down he'll still be getting some of that free advertising for SD he treasures so much. Finally, if he does sell up, how would he go about it? My feeling: a gut wrenching one at that, is he will sell all of the players good enough to be wanted by another club, leaving an empty shell for the new owner. Speaking of a new owner, who would come in? I can't see anyone coming in for the club even after all of the fan outcry. My hope is some rich Arab swimming in oil over in Yemen buys us, but we know that is fantasy. So, no, I don't want relegation: it would be a disaster.

My dog's left bollock is ahead of Carver.

My team next Sunday: