Haydnator

Why is he playing one striker at home to Watford? Why? WHY?

FUCK OFF

If we lose this, how on earth will we get anything from our next two. After Chelsea and Man City we'll have 2 points from 24 if we lose this.

ZERO pressure on the ball. Just asking Watford to shoot. Bloody hell.

JFC Haidara...

Cisse should be burying that.

We're being held in our own half at home by fucking Watford.

FUCK OFF

He hates the Dutch? *looks back at old match threads* Ah, I see what you mean.

2-0

Showing their class. Despicable cunts. https://twitter.com/MickyJSafc/status/643524686924632064

Completely agree. Still a bit stupid, some of the things they said like 'Ashley will be wondering why he spent money' and calling the new signings out already an' ahl that craic.

This, so far, has been fucking shite.

Newcastle team bus is stuck in traffic and hasn't arrived at Upton Park yet

Krul, Janmaat, Coloccini, Mbemba, Haidara, Colback, Anita, Sissoko, Wijnaldum, Thauvin, Cisse Bench: Darlow, Lascelles, Gouffran, Obertan, Aarons, de Jong, Perez

Great passing by Spurs but throughout the game they were pretty lacklustre tbf.

He's paid back, what was it? £36m? By scoring one goal? Yeah, it was good dribbling and yeah, it was against Manchester United's biggest rivals, but one goal pays back £36m? So did Riviere not pay back his £7m or whatever for that fantastic technique of shooting with both feet v QPR?

Where is this 'evidence' then?

I am right in saying that journalists have twisted his words in saying that he thinks that Crystal Palace are a bigger club than Newcastle United, aren't I?

I bet gravy is in that Sports Direct mug.

Who should we start up front?

I had a look on NUFC.com and went to the match report of the first game of the 2004/05 season (the opening 4 games were Sir Bobby's last in charge of NUFC) and was quoted "I had a long discussion with Kieron on Friday, I felt when it came to picking the team that Nicky Butt and Jermaine Jenas were in a fitter condition. "It's utter rubbish to say we had a row. If Kieron is unhappy, he should come and tell me. I didn't know that Keiron has a camp - I know he has a nice house. "I don't know where these wild stories come from."

* Lost control? Shepherd really though the man who had Craig Bellamy man managed to a tee was losing control of the players? ** The only things I could find on the internet that spoke about this was a Mag article from September 2013 and a Stoke City forum topic from around the time of his death.