TheGingerQuiff

There'll be play-offs talk after that rearguard display

Me neither, Mitrovic might not be the answer but Gayle/Perez was so effective last season that it's a bit odd that he's shown no faith in it this season whatsoever

Pffft.

Ridiculous that they should have to work for an MOT anyway, given that most cars on the road don't have them

Aye they're like that, only fire every so often. Didn't charge me anything to 'fix' it like, reckoned it must have been a blockage but think he was saving face, but it's the first time it's ever failed and shows up on it's history now. Bell end.

DRINKY KEN IS OFF THE WAGON GUYS

You're late to the party here Ken, have you been in a Shiraz induced stupor for the last few months?

I'd be booted out of Australia for that! After the lesbian.

As opposed to what? A main dealer??!!?

Oh aye and they failed it at first for none operational headlamp washers when I know for a fact they work 100% perfectly. Hate dealing with garages like

What a shit show. Got an advisory for slight exhaust leak and when I turn up the backbox has detached from the mid pipe on one side. It clearly wasn't that bad when I took it on because I can now hear the two parts vibrating off each other so theyve obviously been pulling at it. To make things worse the mileage on my car is 68000 and directly underneath the mileage there's a trip reading of displayed as 8023.4. The stupid fucking cunt wrote the mileage in my service book as 80234. So i pointed it out and he's had to fuckin tip ex it out. Car now looks clocked.

He went in to prove he's not the cunt he's made out to be

Between 3 and 4 in the am

Just spent a couple grand on an axe. 'Nuff said

They're all probably going somewhere completely different anyway!

He doesn't look like a lad that's spilled much of his bait over the years

Yes.

Nah I set off at the start of my shift

Lazy? If I'm under time constraints to do a job then I'll use the roads as quickly as I can. That isn't laziness. As I said I only do it in a van that's speed limited.

First MOT of 350z ownership today. Wish me luck.

The speed limit is 70, mate.

If I'm doing 70 in thge middle lane who am I holding up????

It depends on how busy the road is, I'll only do it if I anticipate having to pull back into the middle lane shortly and will have to slow down and be patient to do so. When you've been out on the road for hours on end, putting up with cunts dithering about doing 40 on 60 roads and you're in a van that lacks the power to overtake them safely, when you get back on the motorway headed home the last thing you want to do is to create obstacles for yourself. If the left lane is empty by all means I'll use it, but if there's lorries spaced 100m apart I'm not pulling in and boxing myself in, am I fuck. If the people behind have a problem they use the other lane and get their boot down and overtake me, simple as. If they aren't assertive or confident enough to do it then I don't care if I'm congesting them no. I care about making my own usually-long working day as short as possible.