Dougle

Shite. I got wor lass to wake me up for this bollocks. Thank fuck its halftime these adverts are a pure relief.

These lads are doing nowt for first team selection. Other than Miley and perhaps Barnes. But ffs Osula man

What the actual fuck are we doing here like?

Hahahahahaha we can be so shite at times good for them I suppose

Why is their ground empty?

Fuck Off. You South Tyne almost mackem cunt

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I’ve just come downstairs then remembered I forgot my glasses, then after the glasses hike remembered I needed the bog ffs. And now I’ve got to go back up to get me bastarding phone from the bog.

Is that True? Me old Geordie mate?

In fairness absolute botsniff is quite funny for a macken cunt

"Statement signing if happens." marras FTM etc

That's the old "Newcastle United" on the stand

The 14 reference

Fkn hell £90 for a retro shirt, in fairness they look pretty accurate

That was a reaction to someone who had posted that they were there on the day it opened with a vid of Brendean Fosterm, post seems to be gone now.

Legend. No matter what.

On a related theme, who was the first player you saw score for NUFC (obviously I mean at the match and not on telly ) . Or have we had that one already? Tommy Gibb for me followed by Supermac

Eh? It opened in 1955.

Aye probably but all those top teams with the endless fixtures are usually there or thereabouts with trophies/euro qualification every year come the end of the season.