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  1. Watford, anyone? Anyone? FFS!

    Fuck Off.
  2. Dear Newcastle

    Just the tip of the iceberg there lads.
  3. 2-3 Joelinton hat-trick.
  4. Bruce Manager of NUFC

    King size caramel Wispas and sprout flavoured Walkers on the bog the night whilst celebrating a stunning draw against David Moyes’ West Ham.
  5. mackem messageboard gold

    Craig Bellamy/Dwight Gayle on posture.
  6. mackem messageboard gold

    Massey Ferguson are the boys for me like. Settle for nowt less.
  7. What I wanna know is, what does Joe Kinnear think? Dennis Wise too. A whole host of past NUFC legends can add their expertise to the mix: Steve McClaren, Kenny Dalglish, John Barnes, Ian Rush, Caçapa. The list is endless. That would keep us happy whilst we wait in our ‘places’ for those who know best to decide what’s good for us. Come on Chronicle keep up. Cunts.
  8. Dark glasses and red rose in the button hole?
  9. Setting fire to the Liver Building seems to be this evenings sport over in Scouseland. Well so twitter reports are showing.
  10. I once had to squeeze behind Titus Bramble in Gosforth Asda whilst acquiring two cheese pies on me dinner break. End of thread. (Including all the sale of the club stuff)
  11. mackem messageboard gold

  12. They are playing for time, no doubt about it. They evidently do not want to pass it, but they cannot legitimately deny it. So play for time is their game. They know the fat man’s history and are hoping he hoys his toys out the pram. How dare we attempt to change the status quo ay?
  13. Aye, nine weeks of unbuyable promotion for Fat mike and his tat emporium.

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