Well marras I was in the lower south western quarter of Blackpool just heading in to the mowest expensivist tapas bar I could find, win this grayevy stained cunt of a deck chair came blowing past iz.
I just stood in front of the bassa and windmilled the cunt so hard I busted me wankin fist. The police were so impressed they airlifted me to hospital and gave me a bionic hand. Now am the mayor of Blackpool coz they aal hate the mags.
FTM