Dougle

Probably Craig Hopes case

FYP

Yeah I thought that too, there was even the NaNa Na Naaaa Geordies chant going on at on point

How you, stop being childish and boring

Never let it be said the you don’t get a joke that is delivered in a way that you don’t understand - and then stay there like Scrappy Doo trying prove your correctness (and superiority of course)

Hang on is this guru stuff not childish and boring or whatever this strawb chap said?

As Gemmill says man hoy up the LINK

is it live anywhere?

Comes from a good family

How much would you charge to sort out a back garden fence mate? Asking for a friend. Honest *cough*

And, to add, I don’t think this “guru” thing hasnt been very much used other than over the last few days by one or two posters in one or two posts in a (I thought anyway) daft/funny/typical TT way. And it certainly wasn’t me that initiated it. Yes we have had words, I am sure the person in question is not crying in his pit because I repeated the word ‘Guru’. He is a big lad (well in some departments) and I am more than sure he can fight he own battles. Have a nice night and a great weekend

Pardon me for offending you mate. Believe it or not it was meant in a typical TT brassy/banter way, not necessarily defined in the specific requirements of humour way Sorry to upset mate. I will take your sage like opinion on board.

Some of us mentioned things along those lines (around about the time he came into the club), as with Eales. Mind you I think the Guru had other thoughts and the dissenters were idiots to be ridiculed.

We got 29m for ASM from Al-Ahli . As much as we took the piss at times about the bloke he was worth well more than that, we rolled over. If there is any truth at all in this Isak link well lets just see how that goes. No optimism here. I’m sure the disloyal cunt’s wallet will bulge but let’s see what we get.

We may hold all the cards but at this point who at the club is actually playing those cards?

Dead of night BTW its only bloody one AM ish (UK time), do posters on here now have to have a time frame like on RTG?

Also, which I neglected to mention earlier as I was at work and rather preoccupied by a deadline, this £70m figure you so proudly trump out, your point is rather negated by the fact that Amanda Staveley was at the helm when one of the two players I mentioned was bought in the first place. Making a tidy 24-27m profit. And he’d never even fucking played for us, not even in the stiffs or in a friendly. Do you really think selling him and a decent young prospect who for us had never made the grade in real terms wasn’t worth the quality we/she brought in? Do you want a full list by the way? Actually no look it up yourself you superior being. As I said earlier either you are purely on the wind up or truly deluded.

And compare that to the players we/she brought in who caused that? Anderson, Minteh as opposed to Botman, Isak, Tonali, Burn, Trippier, Gordon need I go on??? Come on man you have to be purely on the wind up or truly deluded.

Look you self-aggrandizing fuckwit I don’t think that anyone has actually ‘mythologised’ her transfer achievements, just pointed out that other than the PSR stuff (which was fairly minimal in the grand scheme of things) the transfer business under her stewardship was somewhat better than since she left/was told to leave Mr Eales. Wanker

More like sick of hearing your incorrect shite and bored with your smug, lame jibes (like most folk)

I've said this before but I was pretty sure if I mentioned it again gemmill would nip in with some sarcastic shite about Stavely (again)

and predict your posts it seems

well I can predict how long to leave it in the toaster, unlike some.

Since when upstairs have the club made much sense of late? edit. To add to that he was the one in control of that approach himself, not 'the club' he was the club in that department until very recently.