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Tdansmith

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  1. another red card, elbow to the face. Inter Milan Champions of Italy
  2. A couple of red cards in the Milan derby.
  3. Summerville makes it 4-2 Leeds, he's a good player, I wonder how much he's worth ?
  4. I doubt very much a place like that would have Union recognition.
  5. Smoggies V Leeds Utd is some game. 39 mins 2-3
  6. I think you have miss understood why visiting fans are called "members" 😂
  7. You did the right thing IMO. I glad you told them to stick it. Don't know who that firm is but they sound like a crap place to work ..unpaid , compulsory overtime FFS ! Hope you get a new and better job asap.
  8. Gateshead have been barred from taking part in the National League play-offs after failing to meet the entry criteria for membership of the English Football League. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/68869062
  9. from the bbc Crystal Palace 4-0 West Ham David Moyes is sat in the dug-out with resting his chin on his hand. Even he can't bothered bawling at his players now.
  10. I never once associated "marra" with mackems. I've only ever heard northumberland folk use it regularly. I think rtg have just adopted it. Fuck knows why as just about every other poster on rtg uses it, i just put it down as one of their many comfort blankets.
  11. 2d Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, “This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!” So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies—two in the front seat and three in the back—eyes wide and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, “Officer, I don’t understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?” “Ma’am,” the officer replies, “You weren’t speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers.” “Slower than the speed limit?” she asked. “No, sir. I was doing the speed limit exactly… Twenty-two miles an hour!” the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police Officer, trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that “22” was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the Officer for pointing out her error. “But before I let you go, ma’am, I have to ask… Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven’t muttered a single peep this whole time,” the officer asks. “Oh, they’ll be alright in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 119.”
  12. Saw a local council worker deliberately stamp on a slug this morning! I said what did you do that for? He said “it’s been following me around for 3 weeks!
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