Tdansmith

A man and his wife were having some problems and giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realised he’d need his wife to wake him at 5 a.m. for an early flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper: “Please wake me at 5 a.m.” The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9 a.m. and he’d missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and scream at his wife when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed that said: “It’s 5 a.m. Wake up.

PSG 2 Barcelona 3, some game that.

FFS ! Guess who is a guest on Sky Sports News tonight...a clue, he's a fat fuckin' bacon lovin' fraud.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-68769820 Sports Direct ( owned by a cunt) dubs Newcastle United kit deal unlawful

Man Utd will struggle to win it next year i reckon 🤔

😂

My dog swallowed a load of Scrabble tiles last night so I took him to the vet. No word yet.

Fucking Get In !!!!!

Sheff Utd 2-2 Chelsea a great result for us.

Wasn't it Joe Hart that started to do it?

119 😂

what a finish that was !

seconds later 3-2 Celtic !

Desmond

yup, 2-0

Got to be a pen to Celtic ?

A comfortable 2 or 3 goal win for us or them, or we could just nick it by the odd goal or maybe they could nick it by one, or it could be a boring 0-0 draw or a 1-1 draw or a classic 3-3 or 4-4 draw. I do know one thing for sure they'll be less than 100 crisp packets on the pitch at the same time.

Celtic 1 -0 up against Rangers after just 21 seconds.

The inventor of Velcro died today. RIP

A great result all things considered.

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/absolute-tramps.1631166/ 😂