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..meanwhile mike ashley sneaks away with £300 million unnoticed

Fuck sake ! I never knew they did that to get the man utd gig.

You wear knickers ? I thought you were a bloke. You could still wear knickers of course but that would be up to...oh never mind I'm drunk and talking shite

Fuckin' nail on head

I wasn't saying nowt, i just wanted to post a picture of a candle penis

I could live with that, so long as we actually try to win something.

Best time to bring him on..half time when everyone else is having their half time cuppa

You can actually bet on this https://m.skybet.com/football/esoccer-epremier-league-invitational/event/25662823 The match is only 12 minutes long, that will suit sissoko as it's only 2 minutes longer than he normally plays every match.

A great post.

On the BBC now about BeIN Sports https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52375947

He must have been a giraffe in a previous life

You mustn't have seen Graham Oates play ?

One thing about lock-down is I've managed to get through four books already. That's a lot of colouring in tbf

Try telling that to Warlord

I wonder who the Newcastle United fan it was who gave him a good kicking all those years ago ? It's the only thing that would explain his constant wind up and hate towards NUFC fans. Howay who was it ?

The world is all like Las Vegas, everybody is losing money, it's acceptable to drink all hours and no one knows what fucking day it is.

Stan Collymore ...via twitter is next up having a go. He's not happy how the Saudi's treat women https://www.themag.co.uk/2020/04/stan-collymore-next-up-in-wanting-newcastle-united-fans-brought-to-justice-in-court-of-public-opinion/

That reads like a script for a disaster movie. Staggering incompetence from the government.

Vidal Sosoon