Polarboy

Bit premature there, was sure Shelvey would line it up.

Shelvey top corner.

Great assist from Lascelles there, fucking hell.

Well yes, but in fairness I said you need a sensible manager as opposed to us actually having one. So if you know a player is prone to hamstring injuries and is playing a ridiculous amount of games close together because of a pandemic, you shouldn't show some foresight and consider resting said player? Clearly there are a number of things to consider apart from form and the apparent lack of serious injury when it comes to selecting players.

Which is why you need a sensible manager to know when to bench a player if it's likely they are going to overstretch themselves to the point of picking up a needless injury. Touch wood that won't be the case today.

Because Bruce was talking about giving him a rest, all the players are playing a lot of games in a short amount of time, and he's shown himself to be a bit injury prone. It has nothing to do with his talent as a footballer which is unquestionable.

Jenas is alright. I certainly wouldn't be upset if he eventually took over from Lineker on Match of the Day which seems to be the rumour floating about. Edit. Well that shows you what I know, ASM starts.

Personally I can't wait until the old boys club of pundits who lick Bruce, Moyes, and basically any British manager they've snorted coke and got hookers with, arses stroke out. Then again I seen Murphy and Jenas do much the same and they've likely got decades of talking shite ahead of them. As for the game I'd be very surprised if ASM starts, given that Bruce was talking of resting him for Bournemouth. ASM might insist he's fine, but given we're safe I can see the wisdom of giving him a rest. On the basis of the stats of the 'ammers game against Chelsea they weren't quite as amazing as some were making out. As long as the players don't have their flip flops on we should be able to get a draw at the very least.

Fucking Fernandez in my ff team. Trust us to let a pissy goal like that in at the very end.

Shame that didn't go in for Carroll.

Well I meant a team opposing us, but in general you are indeed correct.

Fair play to the lads, because you can only play what's in front of you, but I honestly can't remember a worse performance from an opposition team.

You do wonder a bit. Are the pundits just that dumb and don't really watch our games or pay attention to Bruce's complete lack of loyalty and beyond mediocre managerial past, or are they in some weird Jeffery Epsteinesque sex club and Brucey is the photographer.

Came off after the 60 minute mark at least.

Was going to get ASM for my fantasy team this week, but got Saiss off Wolves instead. Three assists later I'm sickened.