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He may have been attacking from better areas under Rafa but he still didn't score or assist at the end of the day. I just don't see him getting over the sheer panic he appears to have whenever he gets a chance in and around the box.

Mentioning Hazard was a bit of hyperbole obviously, but the facts are he can barely pass the ball five yards, and every time he's given the ball in the final third he either balls's it up or passes backwards. There's being out of form and then there's what Almiron is at the minute. A player can be out of form but the basics don't usually totally abandon them.

Almiron and Joelinton, 60 million worth of shite. I used to be in the camp that thought once Almiron gets one he'll be away, but the truth is that he's just shite. If you still think he'll turn into Hazard once he gets one you need to have a word with yourself.

The self proclaimed greatest coach in the world has to eat as well. A little bit of arse licking might just get him a coaching role with granny face should the compo prove too much for his assistants at Wednesday.

Yep, although even having visited the museum in Amsterdam I can't call myself an aficionado in any way, shape or form. Hey that looks cool were my only thoughts on it.

Stevie Bruce! Stevie Bruce! Stevie, Stevie Bruce! Since the liposuction his ball bags loose, Stevie, Stevie Bruce! Stevie Bruce! Stevie Bruce! Stevie, Stevie Bruce! His appointment's going to inspire some to take out the noose, Stevie, Stevie Bruce!

I've seen it said, but it's almost guaranteed to be Tony Pulis if they can't agree compensation with Wednesday. I'm shocked they didn't just plumb for Pulis anyway, given he's unemployed and they only want someone to scrape us 17th. Sadly it may have been the case that he's already knocked us back. A bit like ten ton Tessie turning you down for a date. But again it's not as if who's the manager is all that relevant anymore, or has been really for the entire time Ashley has owned the club. I used to think that we needed the best manager possible to keep us in the premier until Ashley sells up, but does anyone actually think he'll ever sell while he's still raking in the cash. A couple of seasons in the championship might force his hand. God forbid we join the Mackems in league one, but again it might be the only way to get rid of him.

To be fair the point is that McClaren had no say, and Bruce will also have absolutely no say on who's bought, and as I said whoever is bought is being bought to be sold as soon as a big offer comes in. There was less money spent under Rafa because he had at least some say on who came in.

Well I think whoever we're getting so we can flog later on was decided a long time ago by Steve Nickson. So when granny face comes in it may just be a case of pulling the trigger. Bruce will have no say of course, but they want to give at least a faint illusion that the club isn't run like a Sports Direct store by waiting until he's hired.

I actually think we'll spend a few quid on a few players when granny face is confirmed. But of course they'll be 25 and under, only at us as a stepping stone, bought expressly to flog at a higher price a season or two after they're bought, and used as a way of placating the more brain dead of our support. Seriously f*ck anyone who continues to support Ashley and line his pockets. Supporting the team right now means not going. Support the team not the regime is f*cking absolute illogical nonsense.

If granny faced Bruce becomes the next manager, and you still turn up to the Arsenal game you deserve a good beating, and I'm not joking. Edit. Exceptions for women and children of course, but they should still be ostracised by their peer groups.

Confidentiality? Hasn't really stopped the Sheikh has it? But yeah I have no idea which is why I said apparently. He could be a pure chancer looking to increase his social media profile for all I know, but this guy who's a British football journo in the middle east that did a chronicle podcast has vouched for him.

The Arabian bloke on twitter that gave us the timeline of tomorrow for a big announcement has apparently been confirmed as one of the sheikh's lawyers. http://www.nufcblog.co.uk/2019/05/30/sheikh-khaleds-lawyer-makes-big-takeover-claim-friday-announcement-incoming/

Never a truer word said in jest. Here's Edwards with that implied bombshell he promised from the PL about the takeover. "Neither have the Premier League, who told Telegraph Sport on Wednesday afternoon they would not provide a “running commentary on a takeover that may or may not happen.” https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/05/29/newcastle-united-takeoverbin-zayed-group-claim-have-provided/

Yeah, it'll be "Also heard from the PL... and they are refusing to comment."

Luke Edwards' incontinence on our collective chips strikes again - "Have urged #nufc to formally respond to latest claims from Bin Zayed Group who are now effectively saying they’ve bought club and are waiting for clearance. This does not tally with anything I’ve been told in the last 48 hours. Also heard from PL" - Luke Edwards.

Well in the case of the Premier League if they know that documents are on their way, or are still being assessed, they probably don't want to comment until they're ratified. Didn't they deny that they'd received documents from the Sheikh's group a day or two ago? So if they are quiet now that should be a good sign. As for the club Simon Jordan was just saying that it's normal for the seller to be quiet at this stage.

The Premier League and the the club have apparently declined to comment when asked about this latest statement from the Sheikh's reps according to the BBC.

Either this Sheikh is the chancer of all chancers or this is actually happening. I can't see how making all these statements and having it all fall apart would benefit an international business group. Surely they run on reputation, so if this descends into some embarrassing non-event debacle it could only be bad for them. I know they failed with their Liverpool bid, but apparently that was complicated by being partnered with Chinese investors, and as far as I remember they didn't make statements anything like the ones they've made about us.

From the way he was talking it seems what he did know was off the record from people who wanted to keep things out of the paper during a negotiation.

Edwards at the Telegraph expanding on his brief comments in an article just released there https://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2019/05/27/newcastle-united-sceptical-bid-fromsheikh-khaled-will-lead-sale/ He's very sceptical about this Sheikh on the basis of what his contacts have told him, but the good news is that there are other parties who are supposed to be in negotiation. It was some of those parties who called bullshit on the club being more or less sold, given that they would know if it had. As has been said before when the club is sold we'll likely not know anything about the buyer until after it's bought.

It would be just our luck to get the skint, by Arab royal family standards, Sheikh trying to buy our club.

From Peter Graves on Twitter - Statement from Bin Zayed group being stood up by #nufc officials is clearly a MAJOR breakthrough. Many will only believe it when its "official" and that is wise in my opinion. But told by a source that group intend to invest heavily in club and City. Could be hugely exciting

No need to worry, I'm sure Fat Mike will take the Sheik and his entourage to Wetherspoons and vomit in a plant pot when their backs are turned.