Jusoda Kid

Just checked the full shnizzle out, thats me sorted. Fuck the wang chung Samsung SII, that Gangsta phone was made for me.

I heard Gemmil eats homeless children to get his daily calorie intake.

Fuck off you skemmy!

Handscent is quality too. Really loved my Galaxy S2 like. It's a brilliant phone. Its that or the sensation for me at Xmas, I'm all Natalie Ibruglia There's a new higher powered Sensation coming out in October, Wacky. With Beats headphones. Called the Sensation XE. Word up Dr Dre! Thats me sold motherfucka, you just know I got love for the street. Hold Up! Any reviews?

Says the bloke who spends most of his spare time with pigeons now that is only friend, SO, has ditched him for the Mrs ? You have far too much invested in me Wacky Get over it. Knew you'd pick up on the pigeon thing, I was going to over egg it especially for you. Let me clarify things for you. I have no interest whatsoever in pigeons, they're rats with wings imo but my Grandad was a very well known local flyer and the racing pigeon community is very close knit. I used to help him with them when I was a bairn and a result of this is I know lots of local flyers. Is that satisfactory Dr Lonely?

ESPN goals is a great app

J69 confirms he's a no life wanker with no friends.

Handscent is quality too. Really loved my Galaxy S2 like. It's a brilliant phone. Its that or the sensation for me at Xmas, I'm all Natalie Ibruglia

Aye that's it, it just makes things a bit more interesting. The music is shite, agreed! Makes me work harder than I would without it as well. Aye, its spot on. Stayed off the treadmills for a bit and been sticking to the Bikes but gave this a blast last night and have to say it made the usually as boring as J69 treadmill, a lot more interesting and spurs you on to put more effort in. So much so I nipped up this morning and done it again before graft. I reckon if I can get our lass talking filth in my ear in the scratcher she'll see a lot more effort from me as well.

You trading it in for a younger model then? #arselikeabloodorange

A lot are still weaning then, to early imo

Just seen this thread. Meant to have a great nature mind, funny looking things when they're older though

Its a good age, far to many are allowed to go at 6 weeks because the owners are sick of the hassle

He's about 10 weeks old. The bloke we got him from had ducks & pigeons in his back garden as well. I bought him from just off Scrogg Road, so thought he probably knows Wacky. What kinds he? What was the blokes name, I probably will know him if he's a pigeon man.

Some African bloke walked in to my pub holding a bucket this afternoon. He handed it to me and said "can you fill this up with water?". "Fuck me" I said, "how many miles have you walked for this?". He said "none you cheeky cunt, I'm the new window cleaner".

You're from walker or so right? Not much at Amble, but some cracking places around it. Amble makes Walker look like Jesmond. Depressing little town, but as you say its handy for getting to other places.

Don't think he'll ever be accepted properly.

Pissed me off today when he lost the ball the just stood watching

Poor mind Billy, few dirty challenges as well out of desperation when we were breaking. I think you could go down unless there's some massive improvement. The stats tell it all really. NEWCASTLE BLACKBURN Possession * Newcastle 59% * Blackburn 41% Attempts on target * Newcastle 8 * Blackburn 1 Attempts off target * Newcastle 11 * Blackburn 3 Corners * Newcastle 4 * Blackburn 2 Fouls * Newcastle 6 * Blackburn 16

Agreed, Tiote looked like the player he was last season. Obertan sees plenty of the ball but there's very little end product at the moment, lets hope he can improve on this. Defenders don't like dealing with him though, thats for certain. Thought everyone played well today, no one stood out massively, and that for me usually means they all played well. Ba looked a beast today mind and linked up well with the midfield.

Astra sporthatch If I was fat I would take solace in the fact I could lose weight. Shame your not going to have a mid life growth spurt Perfectly happy with myself and my height, not vain at all me. Take a leaf out my book, it would make you a better person.

Jesus wept, proper boats them mind. This is how I imagine you now, training down Tynemouth.

What size shoe are you Daley?

Fuck me, there's no chance I'd pay that sort of money, had enough of the place when I was a kid. Amble is a fucking shithole full of inbred tramps.

J69 confirms his place as the biggest wanker on here. You forgot to mention the Astra on the drive you fucking tool, and btw you look overweight to me if that pic you had in your avatar was anything to go by.