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Straight question: Fop, what is your job?

Alex would be like Donald Trump, only with a more embarrasing hairdo.

I fucking wish i'd had that career advice!

Can imagine the tears in the farmers eyes as he left him: "Veal meat again, don't know where, don't know wheeeeeen...!"

No I don't. And no you don't snakey.

Someone had to take the bull by the horns. A real heifer go hero!

ditto Slowest response in board history?

Sirloin you can't be serious?

We went to the north west coast last year, 7 hours drive. Set off about 4:30 am, stopped about ten for some bait and got there about dinner time. Once your over the fourth road bridge it's not that bad as the scenery starts getting nice. Beaches were fantastic up there and thats coming from someone who hates sand. You've obviously never met wor lass. Mine'd need to be up for that time just to set off for midday the time she takes getting ready. Un-fucking-believable.

You herd it here first.

Much of a muchness I'd say.

Where in Canada? Thunder Bay, Ontario Reminds me of Wellsy going on about the thunder box.

Hark at Judith fucking Chalmers!

She's got a neck like one of Gemmill's thighs.

Get out now! I would but her head's in the way.

Who the fuck is that man head?

Quick recap: "My names Farest...Farest Gurrmp!!" x 3 hours.

Nice one you rhastclart! Didn't even know that bugger existed!

'Keggy'?!

Missed this last night as I was wankered. When's it next on? Anyone?

Done a stretch a while back for topping a mackem, he's hated them ever since. Magma was giving it the full Ray Winston there. I thought he was going to crack open the toys and head off down to Roker for some alternative dispute resolution. Normally he just puts them in their place with his trademark brand of well observed, erudite polemics. Like "Noob". He's shaking with rage, so much so that he can't even reel off 5 facts about himself He should have just walked away and counted to five facts about himself but he just went completely ethnic there.

Constructive and productive? Oh well that's satisfied my inquiring mind.

Done a stretch a while back for topping a mackem, he's hated them ever since. Magma was giving it the full Ray Winston there. I thought he was going to crack open the toys and head off down to Roker for some alternative dispute resolution. Normally he just puts them in their place with his trademark brand of well observed, erudite polemics. Like "Noob".

What rattled Magma's cage like? Quality.

Keeley? Bit of cloud in Leeds today, poor form. Was Keeley discovered on the beach somewhere? (genuine question). I'd thought she was just a cover girl in the standard way. That was my point though, there must be thousands out there on beaches up and down the country. As for cloud in Leeds it's probably some Yorkshire whale in Headingley blotting out the sun. No idea with Keeley tbh. Your constant slights on the women of Yorkshire are probably well justified tbh. But with one of the biggest (and fittest) student populations in the country, who gives a shit about the locals? Aye fair comment tbh, Lucille. You make a good point. It just makes me laugh at Fish being amidst it all; pulling himself around Headingley yet never tapping off, before going home in the huff, redfaced and dehydrated.