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btw those Pompey proposals look wicked. Anything that promotes individuality in new stadium design in the UK. Applaud any moves away from the cellnet identikit approach.

Did the club issue any mock-ups for what our place would look like after the proposed expansion btw? Any links? (ps..not the photoshopped ones..wondered if the club had put anything out??)

Baggio is the new black tbh.

I'm beginning to agree - they were funny for the first couple but we're getting them every fucking week now. Yes, there is bound to be someone who posts on here who has Friday off in a particular week. Go to the bogs and jizz about it rather being a smug bastard thinking you're getting one over on others by posting about it on here though...... Craig is as serious as a motherfucka about this one! I'm more disgusted with Radgina's duplicate post tbf. What does she feel she's saying that I'm not? It just adds insult to injury.

Fucking less it with all of this premature Friday shite! It's bad enough when 'Gemmial' is on a Thursday finish.

Wacky Jnr aka Tommy 'the Tit' out of Snatch

Wacky bears an uncanny resemblance in looks and height to the geezer who plays the pimp in the Arctic Monkeys video for When The Sun Goes Down, he was in Gangs of New York as well I think. Not that I should be giving a muppet like you any ammo to chuck back at him like. I passed an accident this morning involving a black clio, looked nasty, wasn't you was it? Fingers crossed! He was in my local not long ago too. Not Wacky, the other bloke.

Ethiopian? Aye, loads in Washington for some reason. I went to the Red Panda opposite your place btw and it was pretty good. Ethiopians would kill for a lump of bread and you're complaining because yours had chewing gum in. Fucking disgrace. Just be thankful you didn't have flies all over your face while you ate it. Aye, well, maybe they should have been grateful I was paying them 5 years wages for their chewing gum-ridden bread. Fuckers even wanted a tip too. I thought you'd be on my side here like Gem. Nah, theres no flies on Gem tbf.

I would never eat Indian food abroad. I did in Madrid a couple of months back but I was with a Bengali mate so I assumed all would be in order. Tasted like shit tbf.

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Mags

The Italia in Low Fell used to do amazing Chicken Kievs and Chicken Cordon Bleus. Probably still do. How de yee knar liyke? Anyone still eat farleys rusks btw? Nowhere near as big as they used to be but I still like a bowl every now and again on winter mornings.

I enjoyed a chicken Kiev the other day. 70's-tastic tbh.

Don't be offended Mark. I imagine talking to Bramble is like trying to have a conversation with someone who's in a coma. I reckon you'd need flash cards for when he kept losing concentration.

Quality.....post a recipe for a really shit curry and say it's belter. He's an afficienado and won't be able to resist comment. That'll smoke the bugger out.

That picture is how I imagine him to have walked in to Tiger Tiger, past the bouncers.

If you put your face anywhere on the internet then it's fair game IMO. Otherwise known as 'the Swindon Mag' defence

Not that he's arsed either way, but to be fair to Patrokles I think he's a decent poster who obviously has a brain in his head. I just happen to think he's extremely sensitive and is too quick to judge criticisms as a personal attack. And sometimes even where responses are personal, I still think he takes them too harshly. His posts like the above (and others) admit of no other conclusion tbf. Don't think he sees it himself tho.

By the way theres a lass in my local affectionately known as Tits McGee

Four tits?

Have you noticed that she's started to recover from her post-pregnancy twigginess? She doesn't look as gaunt anymore. She still looks a bit of a mess mind. Have you seen her on that lottery quiz with Myleen Klass? Outklassed tbh. Puppytastic show mind!

Still hardly a kings ranson.

Memory test trivia: who used to use the tagline 'Chilled out entertainer' as their ava? I think it's going back 5 or 6 years btw....