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Little Miss Sunshine-canny good.

I saw her only last week. Can't for the life of me remember where though. On telly ? aye....on what programme though I cannit fathom.

Then kick her in the biff.

Christ on a crutch!

I saw her only last week. Can't for the life of me remember where though.

Next time you're in the pub you should pour your pims over her head.

Spokesperson for Guys hospital, commenting on Henry's condition: The next few hours will be *Delbert Wilkins* Crucial *Delbert Wilkins*

Kriss Akabussi's premature passing should never be allowed to go unpunctuated without a shrill "Awooooga". Before patting his widow condolingly on the fanny.

Margaret Thatcher, suffering from chronic bed sores as she shuffles off her mortal coil, begging for some relief: Nurse: The lady is not for turning!

A stricken Alan Sugar slung over his shoulder: "You're fired!"

I think 99% of people feel the same the first time. As I did. Love it now though. I'd agree with that. I couldn't stand it at first but when I watched it again recently (this time not expecting it to be something like Star Wars) I was mezmorised. It's a fantastic artistic achievement. Agree with that completely....felt totally cheated the first time round as you're just aching for a 'miss Jones' from Leonard Rossiter. Once you've got that out of your system though you can enjoy it for what it is.....a work of visual dramatic art. Wonderful film.

I don't think one time renders her a slag, but equally I think that not being honest about it with him makes her deceitful. The clear absence of anything even approaching a crisis of conscience about it is by far the most damning thing about the whole transaction iywmho.

A topical one, with him not yet being laid to rest (and not that he even had a catchphrase as such), but I'd like to think that Alan Ball's doctor took a drag on a helium balloon before he explained the cause of death.

Possibly whipping his glasses of his bedside table as they delivered the epitaph.

One of the nurses must have done "...and it's good night from him" when Ronnie Barker was in his death throes.

Late puberty? I jest of course. Certainly makes you wonder, eh? Anyway hope the rest of what must have been a painful anniversary was incident free and full of good memories

The true beauty of that is the fact that the catchphrase is completely irrelevant to the circumstances.

If it was a poll of the most despicable egos around she'd be in the top 3 every year. Knock ye back like? Zip it, baldy knackers!

Spot on mate,everyone knows the leader "Everybody knows his naaaaaame!" Speak of the devil Howay man, I am not Gemmill!

Spot on mate,everyone knows the leader "Everybody knows his naaaaaame!"

If it was a poll of the most despicable egos around she'd be in the top 3 every year. Aye but great knockers. She'll always have her knockers tbf.

Aye testify tbh. Just what the doctor ordered.

Oh....sorry...that was directed at GM wasn't it?!

Yeah I'm along for it. Like I say my nephews coming so I'm hoping to get dropped off at the Trent and then meet back up with him and my dad inside. Either that or a family pub I dunno. Mind he turns the air blue our Rhys-for a seven year old he's an absolute disgrace, so a family pub might be out of the question.