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Anticipated. Ever seen the guy pick up a guitar and do a solo? Have you? He used to be in a metal band didn't he? Saw some footage on MTV once. He isn't that good or orignal in terms of his sound from what I've seen or heard. I imagine Pammy can knock out a decent tune on his one string banjo, mind.

Didnt know it had been posted before tbh.

I thought it was because you'd had a wank in the lasses bogs? Could be right.

I'm pretty sure it's Rob W who types on his keyboard with a pencil tbh, with some unconfirmed reports of Noelie using a feathered quill.

Thats the beauty of working "continental" shifts, 12hr days, 12hr nights, weekends, bank holidays, often doing 50hrs+ a week, they do "reward" me with some time off, and by then I fucking need it. Aye I'd happily do that sort of system tbh. Pretty much what doctors and norses do iirc?

Feel like I'm being victimised now to boot. Might go off with forum related stress.

This totally boils my piss. Tantamount to a urinary infection in fact....feel like a couple of days off to recover.

Legal issues. You of all people.... Shut your post it pad!

Is that a joke? No, why? Cos I'm asking. Why would it have been a joke? I'll ask the questions.

Is that a joke? No, why? Cos I'm asking.

Is that a joke?

Yeah....I can definitely see West Gorton becoming some Mid Western trailer park. Baffles me why the US lot buy the rights to these shows if theyre just going to produce something totally different.

......I preferred the one about the daughter's ethnic boyfriend

SMO or Beyonce? SMO's tits are bigger than his lasses - fact I think it's only right you post a pic of his lass tbf.

I don't agree with that. All Allardyce would have to do would be to have the club moving in the right direction. That's the key imo. That might be the case for a season, maybe two, but FFS isn't the most patient of chairmen (that's one of the main things Robson credits with allowing him to build his Ipswich team, time and money, with the chairman basically showing support but keeping his nose out of the football - I suppose a bit in the mold of Gibson or maybe even Quinn). If, for example, FFS was chairman of Everton Moyes would have been sacked long ago (and there's several other examples I can think of) I mean can you really see him appointing someone on a 10 year contract with a 10 year plan (al la Allerdyce at Bolton)? Shepherd listens to public opinion. If people see that a new manager gets things moving in the right directon on and off the pitch, they will be patient. Shepherd only starts panicking when public opinion turns against the manager or indeed himself, which it rightly did with Souness and which it rightly does now. Just look at Spurs. Their fans have seen for a couple of years now that their club is moving in the right direction. They don't expect instant success because they know they're on the right track. We're not. I'm not so sure, if someone came in and got us 10th next year and 9th the year after there'd be calls for the sack I'm sure. If someone could come in and instantly push us into constant UEFA cup qualification then they might get the time (and money) for a real crack at consistent champions league qualification, but that's a huge ask at the moment without spending some serious money. The right man should be able to live with that pressure and deliver under that pressure. They'd automatically get two seasons tenure after all. If we don't start thinking that way, we need to pack our ball up and go home tbh.

As defeats go I have to be honest and say it was relatively painless. I'm basically numb to it and refuse to get het up about match to match performances anymore. The problems are so much bigger than that.

The Guardian seems to think he is not in the Thai consortium's plans. Unless they have a man already recruited on a pre-contract, I don't think that story carries much weight. Fact is there would be a proven manager available for appointment and they would have to consider his application. Indeed his application would probably be the strongest.

Allardyce is off to Citeh apparently.

Worst case of swallows and summers I've heard for some time. N-O worthy tbh.

I'll be sure to add that one. They're all real quotes. It's not meant to be taken quite so seriously. The vitriol in this thread is a bit overdone iywmho. What I will say though is, evidently you don't have such objection to people 'judging' you when that amounts to them positively eulogising about you on your website. I only mention this as you've critiscied me personally for 'judging' you (something I felt smacked a bit of a precious nature) and so I just thought I'd point out the clear double standards fwiw.

SMO or Beyonce?

Shakira is fit, Beyonce isn't. If SMO can't see that he wants his hetero licence revoking with a dishonourable discharge.

Over the phone? After five years??? She wants her biff kicking clean off!