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Luke is clearly a poor man's Zach Braff off of Scrubs tbh.

I'm always on the boots meal deals tbf. Uninspiring.

what you having ?? A salmon fillet with pasta in a cream sauce with green beans, broccoli and carrots. Complicated euphemism for a deep fried mars bar.

But we'll no doubt not have a clue what you are saying as you will be too busy slurring them... And I can see Radgi being the sort like these so called celebs who are pissed not wearing any sort of any under garment exposing her lady forest to the entire Trent when she sits down. don't posess a skirt so unless my jeans are around my ankles I doubt it !! Are you serious? Borrow one of your lads'!

But we'll no doubt not have a clue what you are saying as you will be too busy slurring them... And I can see Radgi being the sort like these so called celebs who are pissed not wearing any sort of any under garment exposing her lady forest to the entire Trent when she sits down. ahem.....newly shorn dog!

Rob must have at least tried it tbf...if only so he could go on to talk about it with authority.

Best euphemism yet. as in haircut...dorty boy I heard your bikini waxer retired on grounds of ill health at the age of 32. ok ...over the last few days I can now summise I am a 42 stone lardarse alcoholic, hairier than a wookie with a penchant for paedophilia.... t'internet's a funny funny thing This has only come to your attention over the last few days? good job I have this 42 stone on me hence having thick skin Ginge !!!! It's not your skin that ways 42 stone! The future of the NHS I'm too busy saving lives to worry about such trivial matters as spelling. Well you'll pass your false modesty module hands down. That's 95% of the course isnt it?

Best euphemism yet. as in haircut...dorty boy I heard your bikini waxer retired on grounds of ill health at the age of 32. ok ...over the last few days I can now summise I am a 42 stone lardarse alcoholic, hairier than a wookie with a penchant for paedophilia.... t'internet's a funny funny thing This has only come to your attention over the last few days? good job I have this 42 stone on me hence having thick skin Ginge !!!! It's not your skin that ways 42 stone! The future of the NHS

racial

Best euphemism yet. as in haircut...dorty boy I heard your bikini waxer retired on grounds of ill health at the age of 32. ok ...over the last few days I can now summise I am a 42 stone lardarse alcoholic, hairier than a wookie with a penchant for paedophilia.... t'internet's a funny funny thing Well I've seen the photos. They do say the camera adds a couple of pounds tho.

*Sound of HTT dialing a cyber hitman.....*

This sucks

and here comes my tormentor.... Are you not drunk yet?

Best euphemism yet. as in haircut...dorty boy I heard your bikini waxer retired on grounds of ill health at the age of 32.

Shall I do a dance? That is scary, so close to how you and Sammy were dancing at Christmas... Sammy mebbes! My feet were black and blue the next morning, Catherine. Fucking amateurs!

Best euphemism yet.

ttfn!

Agreed Bonus points for the nautical metaphors too tbf.

Ask Scott how much he paid for his. It's obscene, seriously. When he told me, he was blowing his nose on a fifty pound note.

I love Glasgow, I'd put it in my five favourite places in the UK Verlaine, I've been there enough times. The people are straight talking and I like that. Where else in the UK could you walk in to McDonald's at 10am and be told, "ye look rough fuck eh day, ye huv a few haufs last night?", by a service assistant? Probably most places you go, Stevie. I'm starting to think he meant that he took that as a compliment. Ie he usually hears a lot worse

I'm pretty sure she'd have eaten all the talc tbf

What sorta size is Stevie like? He'd be wanting at least 18 stone behind him if he was going in for any 50/50's with Rent boy!

I've noticed about him as well, if you've done something, he's done something better. If someones travelled somewhere, he's been there and their neighbouring countries, speaks fluently in all the languages and local dialects and generally makes Alan Whicker look like he's not travelled much. I picture him as being like Rowan Atkinson when he's trying to speak some obscure foreign language, when the bloke selling carpets speaks French. If someones read a book, he's read something else by some author no ones ever heard of, if you went to Oxford, he spent time at Harvard. Nothing worse than up themselves, point things out, nobheads on message board tbh. Yeah.....and to bring it back to my original point, I think his dad would probably say the same.

Aye. I think most English people that have a brain prefer Germans to most people on continental Europe. You're not as cool as us but culturally we're more like each other than any other country. I subscribe to the general view that there are european countries with more or less affinity for each other. I work in a european team, i share an office with a frog, my boss is a kraut, we have a spanish lad here, 2 belgians etc. We look after 44 markets and i spend time with Scandanavians, Italians, Dutch, Poles, and Hungarians as well as the UK. Germans call us 'Island monkeys' and think that we are inbred and need to get off the island to sort our heads out. We are closest in the way we do business and they are much funnier than people think. I was on a tour of Berlin last year and all the nick-names for the buildings were hilarious. They love a drink too - Octoberfest last year was class. French think we're anglo-saxon scum who have no class or culture, the fact that they are obsessed by our music, football and royal family escape their inadequate froggy little heads. The Scandanavians all look longingly at the island and think 'what a waste' and fantasise about all the lovely design features they would install if they still owned it. The Italians love us, think the sun shines out of our well-tailored arses as they hate the germans, french and spanish so much we are their default favourites. The spaniards are too lazy to express an opinion tbh. Our histories and our language tie us closer to different backgrounds. The Poles have a deep respect for the english but the way they think is closer to Russian than anglo-saxon. Nihilistic to the man, Polish taxi drivers are suicidal. How true is that like. Just got back from Madrid this weekend and what a bunch of lazy twats. We thought wor lass' bag had been scoused at John Lennon when it didn't come off the plane from Liverpool but turns out the paella monkeys just never got it on the baggage reclaim. We had a Spanish speaker attempt to deal with the problem for us (so there was absolutely no misunderstandings due to the language barrier) and they still wouldnt shift their greasy, hairy arses. It's due to be sent back to her this week (hopefully). Six days after the holiday ended! Madrid is a beautiful city, mind.

I reckon Renton's one of those types who always picked up the ball as a bairn and got wrong off his dad for it...you know the ones.