manc-mag

Hitchhike! Even if you don't make it home, you'll have a great script for a Hollywood teen slasher movie at the end of it all. Not if im dead Bryan Adams can do the soundtrack...I hear your guitarmanship is very similar.

*Finbarr Saunders*

What were you packing? Fudge?

Just when you thought there could be nothing more traumatic for Wacky's kids to witness than two geriatric queens going at it hammer and tongues.....he goes and paints an image of them looking on appaled as their midget paterfamilius kicks them too within an inch of their lives. Seriously though kids, homophobic hate crime is bad, mmmmmmmkay. I knew you would see no wrong in it Not sure what sort of household you were brought up in tbh I was raised in the soft furnishings section of Debenhams, by a pack of geriatric homosexuals who took me in and cared for me as their own.

Just when you thought there could be nothing more traumatic for Wacky's kids to witness than two geriatric queens going at it hammer and tongues.....he goes and paints an image of them looking on appaled as their midget paterfamilius kicks them too within an inch of their lives. Seriously though kids, homophobic hate crime is bad, mmmmmmmkay.

Devon Malcolm fwiw

Spray painted your radiators? Are you living in a squat? why ? they are fine. I bet you're smacked off your tits on those fumes and theres enamel spray all up the walls. That stuff dribbles like buggery too-should have used a paint brush and tin.

No Phil DeFreitas tbf.

Spray painted your radiators? Are you living in a squat?

We like to experiment with the stalker/celebrity fantasies. No, in reality I just stopped because I thought it'd make a good photo. I like photos like that, just one person walking off. story of your life ??? I'm always the one doing the walking off, baby doll! Aye, into the back of buses, judging by those mugshots.

I'd imagine you'd have to fem things up a bit to pull Meatloaf off successfully. So to speak.

As is fucking everything else it would seem

At least I was in early enough to have a stool Berb likes to get in early for his pre-match shit.

10 am for Berb's benefit? Has he fallen on hard times? PS It's 10,000 posts before you're entitled to a testimonial.

He makes the same mistake with inches and cm's tbf.

Criminal mis-management tbh.

Didn't his gran call Hitler 'Hilter' an all?

Looking at it more.....it's absolute gash. That's some achievement an all cos it's hard to get something as classic as black and white stripes wrong.

Time Team has always been cool. FACT!

Lies.

SMO?

Aye....might have to skip this one tbf.

Aye I'll be along for this one tbf.

Stevie...are you off the meds at the minute?

No punchlines required.