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Theoretically I've been dieting for this exercise-I'm not carrying any extra timber, in fact I'm like a racing snake. I'm even wearing a tight vest top, which you'd like. I'm keeping it interesting for the non-science types and the gays tbh.

If (theoretically) I was sat at the back of an airplane which was travelling (constantly) at the speed of light, but then I walked down the aisle to the front of the plane to use the toilet, wouldn't I be travelling faster than the speed of light? If so would I meet myself coming backwards? And would anyone even be able to see me in realtime? Cos I'm thinking, if I was moving faster than the speed of light then this would render me (in realtime) invisible to the naked eye? Discounting the inherent variables of snakes (on a plane) and a ton of feathers (on the head), you'd all have to agree I've got a point would you not?

Sounds like a shit airport tbh.

http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=5713 Welcome to next month tbh

There isnt enough room for Owen, Van Nistlehorse and an opposing goalie all permanently ensconsed in the six yard box.

.....I think he does care though. Deep down.

Have you had any decent dates out of it tho?

*groans*

Even if you didnt die I imagine you'd still get a little down in the mouth.

Quality thread tbh.

I'll be along like. Just setting off the 'noo in fact.

Come back Wacky Jnr tbh. All is forgiven.

Speaking of which, what happened to Asprillas Foreskin? Not heard from him since he cut his World Cup 2006 disc

saggy ones, anarl. 132172[/snapback] I like, I like...... (not saggy mammories, obviously)

I'm prettier tbh. And that's no slight on Sophie either - I'm just gorgeous. 132152[/snapback] Like a buff Boris Johnson tbh. But without the charisma, naturally.

WHAT THE HELL HAS ANY OF THIS GOT TO DO WITH SOPHIE'S KNOCKERS.....?

This isn't downtown Berlin circa 1945, it's Toontastic 132078[/snapback] "On Toontastic, the average IQ of the combat soldier was 110. In Stevie's threads it was 19. N-n-n-n-n...." Oh never mind. 132104[/snapback] Reminded me of that scene in Phoenix Nights where Daniel Kitson is DJ'ing

Shall we have a vote? 132079[/snapback] If we are then J69 gets my vote to STAY! Any poster that can ellicit a confession from Alex that he was having cyber sex with an octagenarian is more than worthy of his place.

Stevie has been overwhelmed with shit.

This thread is mint! Alex was tapping Mandy up! Made my week, that!

I know its just a typo, but it made me laugh. 132013[/snapback] But wait a minute. Did Mandy offer to do Alex for free if he wore his NUFC top? 132015[/snapback] I think that question needs answering tbh. Along with full disclosure of the contents of the PM.

I know its just a typo, but it made me laugh.

you said you would 'do me for free' if i wore my newcastle shirt! 131996[/snapback] If thats true: 1. What the hell do you discuss over PM's? There seems to be a high incidence of this sort of carry on from you. 2. How much did you offer to pay her before the Newcastle shirt factor brought the price crashing down?

It looks like Smooth/Sophie's rack will remain shrouded in mystery for now.

Smooth is a 'chick with a dick' tbh.