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I blame the fans etc. Seriously though, Shepherd's soundbites above are a fucking embarassment. I didnt realise the next manager was being selected on the basis of a pop idol text message vote. Learn something every day.

Wheres her arse tbh?

I bet its baltic up there at the minute an all.

And what characteristics makes that other one me?! 136852[/snapback] Well the hair's bob on for a start.

Regular Mr Mention with my coolie hair tbh ........yer cheeky maga labba mout!

Very funny I'm sure, but yous have all had worse and that is a scientific FACT!

*kisses teeth and raises eyebrows*

Seeeeeen mun, seen. But whappum yoo tink wid arl de reddies? We cyan't splush green so freely! Listun to ya lickle bredren, Alex mun. Weh be needin fullback mooooore! Cha, i have spoken. 136577[/snapback] Im need teif the money den or beg a likkle free transfer. No badda bawl anyway, Shearer soon come back and be nuff dollar fi cris defender! 136589[/snapback] Plenty people doh reckon im to beh unhoooooooly repreeesentative of Babylon on dis earth mun. Mus kyeep righteous for I an' I to beh satisfired. 136712[/snapback] Jah know. Everything cook and curry wit Glen tbh

Wa mek you so speaky spokey bald head?

Must've waited for the evening do before he whipped his banjo out. Pure Deliverance stuff One of the bridesmaids'd get it, mind.

Seeeeeen mun, seen. But whappum yoo tink wid arl de reddies? We cyan't splush green so freely! Listun to ya lickle bredren, Alex mun. Weh be needin fullback mooooore! Cha, i have spoken. 136577[/snapback] Im need teif the money den or beg a likkle free transfer. No badda bawl anyway, Shearer soon come back and be nuff dollar fi cris defender!

Because you'll fucking well need it 136576[/snapback] True enough, like

Yuh too fass and facety! Yuh tink im mek up im mind alreddy?

Let it go mate....she was asking for it.....those skirts were more like belts!

*picks nose and wipes it on the underside of chair* Morning!

Sound, I'll have a piece of that action. And if it's booked, anyone fancy a spot of wrestling instead?

yeah I was wearing a tie for some strang reason but to be fair I was young... and drunk. it's alright I won't show myself if I'm unwanted 136400[/snapback] Nah bollocks, if Gemmill's said that, all the more reason for you to come 136425[/snapback] Wouldn't want to upset him he's big and scary. And I heard that people were convinced I wanted him I wonder what gave them that idea 136430[/snapback] I think he convinced himself tbh.

Thats as maybe, but you still look like shit warmed up.

Read that again. She doesnt refer to the bond being £600 until later. I'm not fecking clairvoyant.

You look much fatter in real life tho tbh.

Wasn't she wearing a tie that day? What was all that about tbh?

Aye, I'll have to echo the sentiments of the sweaty sock here. Whats wrong with Eldon? That field up near the Beeb is like a wind tunnel and in the middle of July it's likely to be fucking Baltic an all!

Brown Ale puke all awa the carpet is a bugger to get oot mind. Perhaps £3,600 might not cover it.