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Jesus Wept tbh!

Re: 2 Yes. There's a film called racing stripes about it. Also if you breed a zebra and a horse you get a Zorse. 134913[/snapback] Re: 1 Is it not similar to the way 'bubbles' are evenly distributed through bread? Or am I talking shite? 134917[/snapback] Aren't the air pockets in bread caused when the bread rises rather than being cooled quickly after a brisk stir? 134942[/snapback] I've already answered this tbh and Alex is seething.

Re: 2 Yes. There's a film called racing stripes about it. Also if you breed a zebra and a horse you get a Zorse. 134913[/snapback] Re: 1 Is it not similar to the way 'bubbles' are evenly distributed through bread? Or am I talking shite? 134917[/snapback] They're not 'evenly distributed' though are they? Either in bread or in Aero...in actual fact theres still mroe bubbles towards t'top.... and theres the rub tbh.....this is based on a false premise. ...and I've had a few this lunchtime so I know whereof I speak. Bloke in the pub told me

Send the bugger back tbh.

Perhaps he cant afford to tbh. 134742[/snapback] Do you reckon? Unless his wife is the North East's answer to Imelda Marcos I'd have thought he would have been loaded. 134743[/snapback] I think he could comfortably live to 1000 on his money. And pay Souness to bring him meals on wheels. In his daughters car.

Perhaps he cant afford to tbh.

What great news to wake up to. 134691[/snapback] Looking forward to listening to Slaven crying into his quiff on the Leg-ends tonight. 134703[/snapback]

Plus, she'd clearly get it. 134664[/snapback] I'd nail the pair of them 134668[/snapback] 134704[/snapback] Richie.......I've been meaning to ask this for a while now, but where did you get that footage of Gemmill dancing? Is it from the Erasure concert? 134730[/snapback] Aye its off Caths mobile, and btw its Ritchie with a "t".. 134733[/snapback] 'T'ypo!!! you gimp!

Plus, she'd clearly get it. 134664[/snapback] I'd nail the pair of them 134668[/snapback] 134704[/snapback] Richie.......I've been meaning to ask this for a while now, but where did you get that footage of Gemmill dancing? Is it from the Erasure concert?

Not kidding like, this has had some of the gobshites heading for the hills. Gemmill away to San Fransisco no less, just to avoid the pressure of having to respond in this thread.

It was slim pickings at the end mind you. Nowt special in the last four from last week. Syed was nailed on for it iywmho but was fucked the second he suggested they commit fraud in that lottery ticket thing. No way Sugar could've picked him after that went out on air-would've done otherwise though. Glad the fat lezzer lost anyway.

The same one?

:lol:

Are Rangers fans as hideous? Seriously, I've never seen anything like it in my life. Grim. Youre in for a spectacle when they 'grace' you with their presence.

You should have seen the number of pimply little pale faced ginger Glaswegian bastards in Manchester today. They brought 20,000! Never seen so many cretinous inbreds.

And the bird who ran the Italian restaurant in Albert Square. 133885[/snapback] Aye. Stunning back in the day her like. Think I saw her on a very old episode of Doctor Who?

I saw Bergerac as Leontes in The Winters Tale at Stratford many moons ago. Looked a bit out of his depth without Charlie Hungerford carrying him tbh.

Conspiracy theory tbh. Treated by surgeons at Roswell. Some grainy black and white footage leaked to the press apparently.

Carlo Cudicini could qualify too. 133812[/snapback] Couldn't we get David James qualified for Brazil? Send him for a few Summer holidays there or summat.

Zante my man. Got back last night, straight into work today. I must had an allergic reaction to something abroad, as my belly seems to have swollen up. I've agreed to play 5-a-side straight from work, could be driving the porcelain bowel after 10 minutes. Still, my legs will look good. 133798[/snapback] Allergic reaction to draught lager then?

Would that mean (hypothetically) Owen and Bellamy couldn't play together? 133801[/snapback] Hypothetically and in every real sense. Plus Bellamy is a cunt.

If (presumably) he's wanting to start with Owen, then he'll have to play Crouch alongside him. Can't see how Walcott and Owen would work-apart from the massive inherent gamble in playing someone who doesnt even have any top division experience, Owen needs a physical presence alongside him. Crouch/Owen to start then. Which is all well and good but as SLP said, Crouch is almost certainly going to get found out against the better centre halves. I think Sven's thinking is that he stays in for the group stage and then beyond that he determines it on a match to match basis depending on the oppostition. He's obviously going to be praying for Rooney to be fit by then (unlikely), but I think we might actually see Walcott come in at the knockout stage. To be honest, the more I think about it, the more I think it'd be for the best if Rooney was left at home and a different striker was brought in from the start of the competition to give us greater options and a more settled camp.

Aye, load of geeks booting off tbh.

At the speed of light? Which airline are you using? 133432[/snapback] KLM. Ok, speed of sound. I'll call her a bitch instead and see if she hears me. Just as well you pointed that out, as I don't think my "You can't possibly have witnesses, I was invisible" defence would have stood up in court, on reflection. 133439[/snapback] There wouldnt be any reflection either. You'd be bombproof for a lightspeed grope. The point is (you complete moron) you would be seen ultimately-just not in realtime. There'd be a delay as to when you were witnessed groping her, but by that time you'd have made your escape-by parachute-from a plane travelling at the speed of light. Unless you stopped at the trolley for those pretzel things, in which case you'd be fecked.