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I had my tea early last night. Last delivery from the chippy was half 11. 139320[/snapback] Delivered as well now was it, if you dont mind...

Gorging on jumbo sausage and chips at 2am if you please....when most working folk are asleep. What next??....holidays to Australia no doubt.

That's just about as sad as it gets I reckon. Depressing as owt.

Omelettes from a Chinese?!?! I'd rather wash a tramps dick tbh.

It's not as good as methadone?

Of course they do, there's those pigs and dem udder pigs. 139244[/snapback] Truly offal. Just like Cath's dinner.

Do pigs have udders tbh? 139230[/snapback] ok "Teats", does that make it better ? 139232[/snapback] Theres more meat in an udder than a teat but I imagine it's all the same to Cath tbh

Poor thing. Such sensitive people. Who would you replace him with that would guarantee us to catch the only 2 clubs we haven't caught up with since the Halls and Shepherd took over the club ? 139079[/snapback] change the record for fucks sake 139227[/snapback]

Do pigs have udders tbh?

It's wrong for a chippy to sell kebabs and pizzas and theres no discussion to be had on that matter,frankly.

Hey man! There are times when all a girl needs is a battered jumbo sausage! 139209[/snapback] I'm more of a chipolata man tbh.

Fat Fred must have 'scoured Hollywood' for him tbh.

Shagster?!

'Half rice half chips' tbh. Spot on with the dandelion and burdock though. ....oh and Cath....battered jumbo sausage???.....you dirty troll!

Got to be better than that absolute fucking gash with Reverend Run in it an all. I forget what it's called now. Hogan Knows Best or summat.

Quality programme that! Dont usually like that hairy arsed presenter but he was good on this-could tell he was properly into it. Shame T-Man didnt turn up for the re-union but how ledge was that interview he gave?!?! He was off on one before he was even through the door

The hypocrisy and feigned outrage on this page is nothing short of a disgrace tbh.

You were fucking besotted with the Tweedy for ages! 138443[/snapback] Wor lass thinks she's the fucking anti christ though and I'm fed up of getting wrong off her for mentioning her name when I'm talking pop music/masturbating in her hair etc.

On the other hand I might have gone for that Sarah trollop, but she doesnt have much of an arse.

I'm warming to that Kimberley bint tbh.

LOL OMG!! WTF HAHA SHE'S ONLY GOT ONE LEG!!!1!!LOL

Without the egg in the middle thats just a fat ball of sausage meat. No wonder you've started to revolve on your own fucking axis tbh.

Prime example of a nice food which no doubt undergoes a completely rancid production process.

I'm a bit confused by this statement After all, didn't Anal D'ohliver tell us he had a phone call saying O'Neill wanted the job??? p.s. I'm glad Portly Freddie got my txts; phew! cost me a fortune! 137342[/snapback] Was he ever offered the job 137347[/snapback] To quote Anal Oliver: "No but yeah but yeah but yeah no but yeah no but yeah.." 137359[/snapback]

Is that peasepud in your ava?