manc-mag

Think Michael Caine in escape to Victory tbh. Right down to the hair. Seriously though, I reckon he's absolute fucking bobbins and he's bricking it.

Guardians of the countryside though tbh. SMO goes hunting with them, so he does.

Pop Idol public vote tbh, with both singing Prince and Queen covers. That'd be a truly modern monarchy for you.

If you accidentally swallow chewing gum, it sticks your insides together. If you swallow apple pips then a tree grows inside you and comes out your ears and mouth and nose.

My mum's met the bloke who devised the Halifax ad's with that Howard bloke etc etc in. Unfortunately she had nothing to plunge into his jugular at the time.

It's very difficuly to portray arrogance in picture form tbh. 125184[/snapback] Bloke on the radio from Google the other day re their 'occasional fonts'. Apparently they have to be very judicious about who/what they reference as they dont want things that might offend certain people. So I dont think you'll get the likes of Salman Rushdie's birthday being commemorated etc. Or the Queen for that matter as you'd have those bog-trotting potato-munching republicans up in arms.

All joking aside, if you're the lyrical genius you claim to be AF, you WILL reference Gemmill's 'Erasure tendencies' in some way shape or form!

Shouldnt be a problem: as I was explaining to Cath the other day, she turns 24 in July so I'll no doubt have traded her in for a younger model by then tbh. Anyways I was only touching at all times cos Peasepud was crawling around on all fives. I wouldnt have had a problem with that, but he wasnt offering any of Toplass in return

Right then, name check for five-a-side. Nee bottlers, so Dave can get it booked once we've got the numbers tbh. Indoors an arl mind!: 1.manc-mag (Sammy)

Gemmill has been growing his sideburns (or buggers grips )for extra purchase. Apparently he's like a bucking bronco once he gets going.

'excuse'.......there was a disorderly fucking queue formed as I recall. 125060[/snapback] Ooh, if there's disorderly fucking involved then I might pass on the wedding invitation after all... 125063[/snapback] Marriage is for straights anyway! And more recently for puffs! Get in the queue I say. No cutting.

'excuse'.......there was a disorderly fucking queue formed as I recall.

Can't we book somewhere outdoors on astroturf? Hate playing indoors me! 125008[/snapback] Astroturf is for puffs. Indoors is where its at. On concrete. Mans game. 125015[/snapback] Not arsed about playing on conctrete just i can't breath indoors when playing footy, I'll no doubt run rings round you like but I'd breath easier if it was outdoors. 125032[/snapback] Worth the admission fee on me own tbh. 125039[/snapback] That's why i suggested outside somewhere tbh, maybe an open field so's we wouldn't have to pay towards witnessing your attempt at playing the beautiful game. 125046[/snapback] Yes but outside a naked Catmag would offend public decency-indoors she'll only offend basic health and safety regulations.

Can't we book somewhere outdoors on astroturf? Hate playing indoors me! 125008[/snapback] Astroturf is for puffs. Indoors is where its at. On concrete. Mans game. 125015[/snapback] Not arsed about playing on conctrete just i can't breath indoors when playing footy, I'll no doubt run rings round you like but I'd breath easier if it was outdoors. 125032[/snapback] Worth the admission fee on me own tbh.

Don't all trip over yourselves to confirm my gorgeousness now boys!! 125014[/snapback] Discretion is the better part of valour tbh. Anyways you usually improve with a tan so take your swimming cozzy to Oz.

Can't we book somewhere outdoors on astroturf? Hate playing indoors me! 125008[/snapback] Astroturf is for puffs. Indoors is where its at. On concrete. Mans game.

Five-a-side and I'm up there. If we're just playing against ourselves then we've at least got an outside chance that we might win a game. Jesus wept.

When is the SO / Wacky announcement ? 124551[/snapback] Wacky's got engaged, there's no intention of a wedding. Were going to a wedding disco without a bride or groom by the look of it. TBH he's far from being marriage material. If he did pluck up the courage to walk down the isle the vicar would probably scoop him up and douse his forehead in holy water thinking he'd come for a christening! 124570[/snapback] Fucking drench him in holy water more like. He's got a head like a squashed pork pie!

Van Basten in Bert Luque-esque 'whats his best position' fiasco! Yhe tragedy is I can actually fucking imagine that!

Used to wear number 99 tbh 124501[/snapback] Shot 9 times, played in goal for Algeria. 124508[/snapback] Whats that pope doing having kids anyway? I thought popes were only allowed to bash their bishops?

Sammy, we sorted this out pages ago man! 124489[/snapback] Arise you mongs. 124494[/snapback] I still reckon I've got this one nailed by the way. The adjective of the same word describes the noun! I don't see any of yous beating that.

Used to wear number 99 tbh

Sammy, we sorted this out pages ago man! 124489[/snapback] Arise you mongs.

I'll field this one you mongs! Orange is an autonym. As in the noun orange (the citrus fruit) Bow down you mongs tbh.

Yes you have dummy. Scott is your name but it doesn't describe you does it? It applies to verbs that describe themselves I believe. EDIT: Adjectives even 124443[/snapback] I don't think that's right. Give an example other than autonym? 124449[/snapback] Small 124451[/snapback] No, I don't think so. Catmag got it I think. 124455[/snapback] Literally giving English degrees away in the 90's tbh.