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She's just a greedy skank who has no intention of letting anyone shag her - just as well I reckon - and the temptation of getting the £50 would surely be too much for her to ignore? A treasure hunt sounds good 116830[/snapback] I'm inclined to agree (and I'd hope that was the case actually, rather than the even sadder alternative)...but the one thing that doesnt quite fit that scenario is the bit about her requesting pics of SMO's cock? Unless he just made that bit up of course, to post pics of his cock. 116848[/snapback] She defo asked like, ask the mags i forwarded him the photo & txt. I 116864[/snapback] Of your cock?

not really no, ideally Id like someone from there to list me some places where I can hide the clues. Got the SatNav now so getting theres not a problem like but I dont think the Points of Interest on it includes "whore dead letterboxes" 116857[/snapback] Either way, the last bit should end up with 'Wacky-Bin' hanging off the side of Durham Cathedral in a scene reminiscent of the 39 Steps.

It always amazes me how some of our fans prefer to chant very crap songs at our opposition's fans rather than getting behind our own lads. Each to their (juvenile) own though eh? 116791[/snapback] I hate the 'Liverpool Slums' song like, as sad as the opposition singing 'You've never won fuck all'. 116817[/snapback] Fucking hell.....it's all moral high ground shit on here this morning tho but???!!! "Don't malign away fans", "Don't entrap underage prostitutes" etc etc.... 116834[/snapback] The reason I don't like it is because you have one of the poorest areas of the country, taking the piss out of one of the poorest areas of the country for being poor. It's embarrassing. 116846[/snapback] Fair enough.... Lacoste shell suits are still fair game though imho.

She's just a greedy skank who has no intention of letting anyone shag her - just as well I reckon - and the temptation of getting the £50 would surely be too much for her to ignore? A treasure hunt sounds good 116830[/snapback] I'm inclined to agree (and I'd hope that was the case actually, rather than the even sadder alternative)...but the one thing that doesnt quite fit that scenario is the bit about her requesting pics of SMO's cock? Unless he just made that bit up of course, to post pics of his cock.

It always amazes me how some of our fans prefer to chant very crap songs at our opposition's fans rather than getting behind our own lads. Each to their (juvenile) own though eh? 116791[/snapback] I hate the 'Liverpool Slums' song like, as sad as the opposition singing 'You've never won fuck all'. 116817[/snapback] Fucking hell.....it's all moral high ground shit on here this morning tho but???!!! "Don't malign away fans", "Don't entrap underage prostitutes" etc etc....

Yeah yeah yeah....nice one Pete.....but surely you work Wacky in a Dusty Bin outfit into that somewhere?!

Hang on, though. Supposing it is her, then why is it then right to re-post her pic? 116804[/snapback] Sounds like you've got something to hide tbh.

Smooth's arse has gone!

It always amazes me how some of our fans prefer to chant very crap songs at our opposition's fans rather than getting behind our own lads. Each to their (juvenile) own though eh? 116791[/snapback] Scousers man. Oil and water thing. As a manc it's entrenched. Nobody ever learned me any better!

Are you talking about these bin dippers? bin. dead-rat. treat.

Is a Irie likkle place!!! (The Cheese hamlets the one just awa from the Clock Tower by the way, not been in since you dragged me in there though. Not my scene at all. Charv!) 116459[/snapback] I do believe that was the night you were wearing your gay pink shirt iirc There's a Cheese Hamlet on Heaton Moor road as well I think 116463[/snapback] Never mind that, which roundabout in Wythenshawe were you pissing on? I repeat, Charv! 116470[/snapback] The one near Civic 116471[/snapback] Jesus Wept!!!! It really doesnt get any less classy!

Is a Irie likkle place!!! (The Cheese hamlets the one just awa from the Clock Tower by the way, not been in since you dragged me in there though. Not my scene at all. Charv!) 116459[/snapback] I do believe that was the night you were wearing your gay pink shirt iirc There's a Cheese Hamlet on Heaton Moor road as well I think 116463[/snapback] Never mind that, which roundabout in Wythenshawe were you pissing on? I repeat, Charv!

Is a Irie likkle place!!! (The Cheese hamlets the one just awa from the Clock Tower by the way, not been in since you dragged me in there though. Not my scene at all. Charv!)

Sumody tell mi sey yuh dida talk bout mi? Yuh no dun yet?

Right, you arrange the envelope full of monopoly money and I'll sit and wait with my video phone ready to clock her. I'll have to be heavily disguished though! Might get the windows of my Audi blacked out especially, been wanting an excuse to do this anyway. So you place the envelope and jump in my motor and we'll eat donuts and coffee til she shows. Anyone else want to come. I'd be inclined to go just for the coffee and donuts tbh. Where can I get a false tash from? Wacky will probably want to come too so I'll dig the bairns booster seat out for him. 116298[/snapback] Bastard! I'll be in Durham on Sunday an all.

Nicked from Popbitch. 116269[/snapback] What are you doing reading popbitch?! The Cheese Hamlet .....quality, thats where I get my feta so it is.

Just make sure she really means it when she apologises. 116168[/snapback] You know, at times Gemmill, you could pass for a Jamaican with incisive comments like that. Commendable tbh 116172[/snapback] manc-mag is seething! 116178[/snapback] Got a small collection of old reggae 45's has he? 116180[/snapback] White boy with dreads, mate. 116185[/snapback] Does he have a stone in his shoe? 116188[/snapback] Wi no deh a Kingston now Choc Chip!!! Plenty batty riders in dis thread-Gemmill, im mek a too much nize….rrrrrraaaaahhhsssssss!!!!*kisses teeth*

I reckon he caught it in both hands and screamed OWZAAAAAAAAT???!!!!

*dons boring old fart hat* Sweet citrus food to be had with pork originates from 15th/16th century ib. Something to do with the plentiful, yet not too nicely tasting, pork supply in England. Anyway, all pizzas are for homms and lezzas tbbh. Why can't we all just eat macho Brit food like curry ffs? 115969[/snapback] I think that's lamb and mint sauce. I vey much doubt there was much citrus fruit around England in the 15th/16th century. And I didn't think pineapple was a citrus fruit. 116032[/snapback] Could be right Alex, but it stems from the apple and pork I actually meant, though didn't put it across very well. Not to worry. 116042[/snapback] Ah, reet. Actually, I think lamb and mint sauce was a law that was brought out to stop people eating lamb, i.e. legally you could only eat it with mint. Unfortunately it backfired as people liked the taste combination. 116044[/snapback] Bollocks. Also, I found out pineapples don't grow on trees. Are they actually a fruit then? 116054[/snapback] Source Could be bollocks but shows I didn't just make it up. 116077[/snapback] I didn't think you had just made it up. But I seriously doubt that's true personally. How would you enforce it? 116095[/snapback] Mint source tbh. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayethangyeeeew!

Fuckin love that joke, like!

I'd give my right leg to be part of this campaign. Boom Boom!

Obviously I have nothing but disdain for any grown man who spends his time knocking one out over video games, but that was a classic 2001 reference. Lost on these fuckwits though tbf.

Should be beaten to death with his own cane tbh.

That's for sure - a romantic tightarse. 116014[/snapback] Tight as a camels arse in a sandstorm tbh.

I take the opposite view-he's clearly using very open textured language, flattering Toplass into thinking he means her but at the same time keeping his options wide open and allowing him to whore himself round the internet. Which is a shame as she's clearly too good for him in the first place. If I was Toplass I'd start denying him sex tbh. By the way I dont like the way Craig can edit his posts without it being recorded as an 'edit'.