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Jesus Christ! They all sound fucking rancid!

He cried I know its here somewhere.... Ah ha! 119959[/snapback] He'd have to be.......turned out she's a skinhead with a cock didnt it?

Fits of the giggles here, and the pair of you will probably remember why.... 119890[/snapback] I think I know why too 119900[/snapback] Something to do with Gemmill getting cataracts after wearing those mail order knickers on his face wasnt it? 119908[/snapback] I'm thinking Prefab Sprout, or am I way off the mark? 119914[/snapback] Aye, one of the two.

Fits of the giggles here, and the pair of you will probably remember why.... 119890[/snapback] I think I know why too 119900[/snapback] Something to do with Gemmill getting cataracts after wearing those mail order knickers on his face wasnt it?

Were they not a bit assymetrical for your liking? 119857[/snapback] What are you going on about now you complete bellsniff? 119873[/snapback] You've normally got some sort of complaint about either the symmetry or the nipples, dickwad! 119878[/snapback] It's called standards you good goon. And to a lesser extent, body fascism. Do you mean to tell me you like lop-sided knockers? 119883[/snapback] Most of the ones you've complained about haven't even been lopsided! I reckon you've got a gimpy eye or something. Marty Feldman-style. 119888[/snapback] Telescopic!

Were they not a bit assymetrical for your liking? 119857[/snapback] What are you going on about now you complete bellsniff? 119873[/snapback] You've normally got some sort of complaint about either the symmetry or the nipples, dickwad! 119878[/snapback] It's called standards you good goon. And to a lesser extent, body fascism. Do you mean to tell me you like lop-sided knockers?

Were they not a bit assymetrical for your liking? 119857[/snapback] What are you going on about now you complete bellsniff?

Saw them live at Exhibition Park years ago, they were on the bill with MN8 who stole theshow tbh. 119854[/snapback]

How shit were they? Massive norks though, to be fair.

Under the thumb. 119833[/snapback] Fucking tragic tbh.

How fat is Chris Waddles face tbh? And Charlton was off-side for the last goal.

"tits is fuh' bairns" etc etc.....

But you're already cool if you ask me. 119779[/snapback] What's cooler than being cool? 119782[/snapback] "Ice Cold!" tbh

There can only be very limited scenrios in which he'd possibly get on the pitch. I think he's going because Eriksson thinks he's a future 'mainstay' (or captain even, heaven forfend) and would therefore benefit from the experience of going to the tournament. Fortunately it wont matter a fuck what Eriksson thinks after this world cup. In my view whoever comes in will almost certainly decide he's a limited, lightweight little coward who's not worth a secong glance.

I'd like to see SMO put a dart board up tbh, bet he's a right kack-handed fuckwit. Reckon his missus'll end up doing it for him, while he sits there watching house programmes and texting pictures of his cock.

Imagine having to wake up next to Peasepud! And on your birthday too!! Happy Birthday, pet!

The thread should be retired to the Gold Forum and locked for posterity. Peasepud should have a statue erected in Durham Town Centre with the URL engraved on the plinth. SMO's mobile number and cock pics should be broadcast on Look North as an example to all perverts.

Theres continuing requirements though re inspection at various stages which are relevant to the issue of a completion certificate (guaranteeing that the work has been carried out in compliance with the Building Regs-safety etc etc) so if you dont get them in you wont get the document. Alternatively, if you've ploughed ahead without telling them and then applied retrospectively they can force inspection and ultimately make you get any remedial work carried out at your own expense. And then theres the fines of course.

353. Unauthorised building work. ‘Unauthorised building work’ means building work other than work in relation to which an initial notice, an amendment notice or a public body’s notice has effect, which is done without: (1)a building notice being given to the local authority (2)full plans of the work being deposited with the local authority; or (3)a notice of commencement of work being given, where a building notice has been given or full plans have been deposited. Implications: Re yourself personally: Generally, if a person contravenes any provision contained in building regulations, he is liable on summary conviction to a fine and also to a further fine for each day on which the default continues after he is convicted. *(Fine £5,000) Re your building: Basically work done without the technical formalities and the attendant guarantees of safety they bring-with obvious re-sale implications re value.

Nowhere do I see "Oh, and by the way, eat meat on this day and I shall strike ye down" (Luke 23:55) 119318[/snapback] Basically Luke reckoned he was nails and Mark reckoned he was bricking it.

Gemmill is seething because he's realised he cant throw fifty pound notes at League 1 players tbh. Just League 2 players.

Whose your fatha like? Lembit fucking Opik? 119209[/snapback]

Scott's off to Top Man to get himself a new sparkly tit top. 119194[/snapback]

Cheers again. Anyways I dunno about 'Little General' but Bobby Kerr is a right little fucking midget and no mistake.