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Cheers mate-passed away very peacefully so it wasnt too bad. Thankful for that. Different story re the Mackem shirts like-would have been fucking livid!

Turns out he owns the Copt Hill pub in Houghton-le-Spring. Anyway the only reason I mention it is cos I was there for my grandads wake on Sunday. Signed Mackem shirts all over the walls (including his 73 FA Cup winners). Jesus Wept on a fucking bike!

Have you been at the cooking sherry again?

Is "she" in Dublin PP? There's a media degree in DCU widely regarded as no more valuable than toilet paper. I knew a bloke who did it, honestly the thickest fucker I ever met, he was an "entrepreneur" who I honestly had to spend a week explaining that if you spent a quid to make 50 pence you were making a loss! It was a beautiful moment the penny dropped, is that you Ronan? 117259[/snapback] Fucking Hell! The Celtic Tiger keeps on roaring!

Thats PEACE man....fucking PEACE!!! Not fucking PRAISE!!!! Death to the fucking hobbit INFIDEL!!!!!!!

You forgot to put 'pbuh' tbh. That could get you killed (or a severe chinese burn) in certain parts of Manchester. 117186[/snapback] Peace be upon him, right? 117190[/snapback] Aye, thats the badger!

You forgot to put 'pbuh' tbh. That could get you killed (or a severe chinese burn) in certain parts of Manchester.

Roll the letters forward one and you get the name of a certain multinational computer firm, although Clarke denied it was intentional. Was thinking about treating myself to one of these* today, anyone recommend a couple of games? *360, not HAL 9000. 117168[/snapback] IBM, never heard that one before like. Makes sense though. 117172[/snapback] Toontastics very own Grassy Knollington!

email is ......pager is...... etc etc. CALL MEEEEEEE 117104[/snapback] Bollocks, are you trying to say that the lovely eyed Lisa is a skank of Sophie proportions? 117108[/snapback] Kept the emails/pms tbh. Blatantly fancied a bit.

Fuck off. Go and try it on with Mags or something. 117089[/snapback] Crying here! Best comeback of the year, that!

So is this actually the daft cow? 117059[/snapback] Blaydon tbh.

He hasnt paid for anything yet either and doesnt intend to tbh.

Dear me, Jonathan. You need some new material! 116754[/snapback] To cover up his manhood tbh.

This thread wants renaming before SMO sees it as an invitation to post pics of his cock tbh.

How could we have forgetten? The only thing that this sting was lacking....an Elvis impersonator!

All welcome to join the circus! Are you the Man on Stilts? Can we dress Wacky up as a clown and put him in one of them little cars? Pleeeease! 116941[/snapback] Speaking of which, where's Lou these days? 116942[/snapback] Uh-oh. There may have been a terrible unicycle accident that we never got to hear about....... 116945[/snapback] Geordie Fish with uni-cycle inserted in anus?

There's a church-type-thingy there ib. Down the road (a toll road) there's a bit of an open area surrounded by buildings iirc. I haven't been there for a while (did 6months for passport fraud). 116935[/snapback] A Church type thing??? 116936[/snapback] Whey y'knaaa I would luv it (as someone famously said) to attend tomorrow, but I can't see wor lass letting me off the leash tbh 116940[/snapback] hahaha henpecked tbh

Close 116859[/snapback] You've got to admit that the logic was beautiful though. 116877[/snapback] Someone should warn Rob against, on his next jaunt to Russia, walking into a bar and asking the barman if he can try some of his finest tatty juice ;-) 116929[/snapback] I'm starting to imagine him as the Viz 'Mr Logic' character now. I could just see him going into a bar, coming out with that line and then getting bottled.

Far better than £50 and a photo of SO's dick! 116925[/snapback]

I am 6ft 2 by the way. Yous can all kiss my sweeneys!

Built up stockings? what will they think of next??? 116912[/snapback] They're laddered tbh. Jesus wept... it must be Friday!

Get yourself an overcoat and stand on Manc-mag's shoulders. Should just about do it! 116892[/snapback] But isn't the minimum height to be a constable 5' 9" ?? 116898[/snapback] 6ft2 in my stocking'd feet, sunshine!

Close 116859[/snapback] You've got to admit that the logic was beautiful though.

Meenzer is seething