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The tragedy is the inevitability of it all. Happens every year as has been said. On a separate note, re the stone throwing-tragedy aside, class punchline KCG!

78294[/snapback] You were quite right to bring this to our attention, Gol

I think its from a Jilly Cooper novel.

best piece of "toilet " humour yet... 78243[/snapback] Replace kojak with mini me tho. 78246[/snapback] Baby's arm holding an apple tbh. 78252[/snapback] talking of Sh** there is a bloke in the S** the day whose life has been "destroyed" by his large penis...apparently it is nin inches when it is "asleep" and thirteen and a half when the "alarm" goes off.... 78258[/snapback] If thats true he's almost as big as Wacky lying on his back! 78268[/snapback] Was at Wacky's last night to pick up some dodgy dvd's, he had a booster seat on the chair he sits on to post shite on here! 78270[/snapback] Apparently his missus straps him into a car baby seat when she goes out to stop him wanking himself blind. She'll be glad you took those dvd's tbh.

best piece of "toilet " humour yet... 78243[/snapback] Replace kojak with mini me tho. 78246[/snapback] Baby's arm holding an apple tbh. 78252[/snapback] talking of Sh** there is a bloke in the S** the day whose life has been "destroyed" by his large penis...apparently it is nin inches when it is "asleep" and thirteen and a half when the "alarm" goes off.... 78258[/snapback] If thats true he's almost as big as Wacky lying on his back!

best piece of "toilet " humour yet... 78243[/snapback] Replace kojak with mini me tho.

Have I been quintuple whoooshed? For the last time......what the fuck is chrystalized ginger? Oh and Alex, you've blatantly still not got a scooby's as to whether this is a wind up or not tbh.

The geezer I used to live next to was a bit of a nob. Anyway, I used to like pissing on his car door handle on the way back from the boozer on frosty nights, meaning he had a nice bit on my frozen piss to touch the next day. I thought about shitting on the bonnet but I was a bit worried about getting caught and getting done via DNA evidence. 78225[/snapback] Fucking hell......and he was only a bit of a nob? I'd hate to see what you did to someone you really took a dislike to you scruffy bastard.

Not far off, same hair. 78138[/snapback] Fucking muppet!

If we got sucked into a relegation battle then I agree we would be justified in appointing whoever seemed like a better alternative. Totally. I think we just differ in that I think, until then, we should bide our time as I think hastiness was the big mistake with Souness. I'm not totally against a caretaker (just for the record) but my concern there is you get an inexperienced person getting a few good results (on the back of sheer enthusiasm as opposed to tactical acumen) and that persuades the Chairman to give him a full go next term in the belief that that will continue. Which in my opinion is a big risk and could lead to yet another wasted season. I accept that Stuart Pearce at Citeh is a good example of it working having said all that. 78046[/snapback] I see your point, however at the moment we still need a few more points to make sure we aren't sucked into a relwgation fight. If we are, Souness is the last man I would want to offer encouragement and support to players when they need lifting, we have all seen all he will do is increase the excuses and the mood of defeatism he has brought to his "happy" dressing room. I don't think Stuart Pearce has done anything yet, not a thing, he took over a good set of players and an improving team that Keegan built built who flagged a bit when he announced he was leaving but has neither improved or gone backwards. His real test will be when he has more of his own players. 78108[/snapback] I think we should avoid a relegation scrap but on the highlighted point, we agree 100%

The jury is still out on whether this is all a blag tbh.

I've been known to lay a few sheets on the seat in certain toilets. 78102[/snapback] Meaning sheets of toilet paper. I wasn't some pervert typing in a Mexican accent just then.

I've bee known to lay a few sheets on the seat in certain toilets.

With a mortgage against the property they become a secured creditor. The money they loan you is secured against the value of the property and as such if you default they could sell (their) house to realise the debt you owe them. With an overdraft there is no such security. They would be unsecure creditors (meaning they could not force you to sell anything) and clearly they dont see you as capable of paying off a debt without this option.

I note that old 'Two Roll Lennon' is rather judisciously choosing to keep a silent counsel on this one.

Aye she wont shit at work and if she need to drop a few mates off early doors she keeps them waiting til we get home. Don't know how they manage it tbh, must be doing some damage I reckon, the slightest quiver of my schinter(sp?) and I'm off to the traps. 78091[/snapback] PS I know you queried the spelling.

How has a thread that started out as a perfectly proper story about rancid turds degenerated into a tale of shitty bogroll?

Without the second one, how do you know you got it all off though? 78077[/snapback] call it "female intuition".... 78081[/snapback] Call it skiddy thongs more like. 78083[/snapback] Don't worry, the coats already on. 78084[/snapback] Don't forget you scarf on your way !!! 78085[/snapback] As long as you havent used it to wipe

I think banks get a bad press.

Without the second one, how do you know you got it all off though? 78077[/snapback] call it "female intuition".... 78081[/snapback] Call it skiddy thongs more like. 78083[/snapback] Don't worry, the coats already on.

Without the second one, how do you know you got it all off though? 78077[/snapback] call it "female intuition".... 78081[/snapback] Call it skiddy thongs more like.

Loughborough fucking University!!

That should back you up again nicely til the Monday though. 78039[/snapback] As Meenzer will comfirm, that I guess would only make it worse, the constant stretching of the anus would surely loosen it up and shit could theoretically just fall out unexpected. You could be on the frozen ailse at Adsa say and bingo, you push your trolley through your own turd without even realising! Scary! 78068[/snapback] I think you're stretching it a bit there.

three wipes is supposedly the correct amount for "healthy" turdage removal 78058[/snapback] In English law a man is justified in divorcing a woman if she requires more than one. FACT! 78062[/snapback] 78065[/snapback] I can honestly say I've not 'known' any girl thats needed three wipes. They're in and out of there like lightning. Quite right too. This Radgina character sounds like a right scruffy get tbh.