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Until I actually read it tbh. FACT! 78042[/snapback] Lies.

three wipes is supposedly the correct amount for "healthy" turdage removal 78058[/snapback] In English law a man is justified in divorcing a woman if she requires more than one. FACT!

Try designing a decent avatar, that should kill a few hours. 78050[/snapback] Pud designed it for me as he knows me sooooooo well..... 78052[/snapback] Pud is a bit of an old queen himself like, though i've never seen him in Burberry.

Apparently if you have to wipe (much) then you're not eating the right stuff to begin with.

If we got sucked into a relegation battle then I agree we would be justified in appointing whoever seemed like a better alternative. Totally. I think we just differ in that I think, until then, we should bide our time as I think hastiness was the big mistake with Souness. I'm not totally against a caretaker (just for the record) but my concern there is you get an inexperienced person getting a few good results (on the back of sheer enthusiasm as opposed to tactical acumen) and that persuades the Chairman to give him a full go next term in the belief that that will continue. Which in my opinion is a big risk and could lead to yet another wasted season. I accept that Stuart Pearce at Citeh is a good example of it working having said all that.

That should back you up again nicely til the Monday though.

Forgive me if I thought the profile of a hopeless-in-love-computer-game-nerd wasn't such an outlandish possibility for this place. I should have twigged it at scones like. Though thats not unprecedented for here either as Gemmill is known to display annually at the North Shields Womens RVI summer fete.

I'm throwing in a few 's just to cover me. Alex, you thought it was kosher, tbh. FACT!

wtf?

Usually the way with the sex Gods on here like!

I couldn't actually work out if it was a whoosh tbh 78001[/snapback] Arse from your elbow tbh. 78004[/snapback] Well it's a shit thread then 78014[/snapback] He said, wiping his elbow!

We're not gonna go down. We're not gonna win owt. Leave it until the end of the season/til a point when an exceptional candidate becomes available and interested (if earlier) and get shut then. The main lesson to learn shirley is that we dont 'rush job' someone in just like we did with Souness after Robson. Howay, we know it's shit, but apparently theres neeone else decent out there wants the job at the minute.

I reckon he's better off with the scones approach tbh.

Hello Mr Kettle, you're looking rather black today ! 78007[/snapback] Racialist tbh

I couldn't actually work out if it was a whoosh tbh 78001[/snapback] Arse from your elbow tbh.

I've only read up to the bit about scones........

Hang on, let me get this right......you baked her some fucking scones?

Basically Souness is a twat, Bellamy's a twat and Shola's garbage. 77685[/snapback] Bellamy may well be a twat, but is there still anyone out there who believes he (and Robert, perhaps) were ruining our team spirit whereas now its "the best Souness has ever had". The team with the shite team spirit (and Bellamy) would be the one who used to regularly come back from behind to win games, the one with the amazing team spirit is the one who is beaten every single time they go behind and play like it. Its obvious from the fact Souness pretty much mentions the dressing room or the spirit every week that he is way overcompensating, is hiding the fact he hasn't improved it at all and is tryign to still justify his fall outs with players by bullshitting about this amazing dressing room he has created. You don't hear other managers who actually have a great dressign room/spirit mention it all the time, they just sit back and let the results show how good the spirit is. If he mentions it once more or says the word "proper" in any context i hope the interview twats the useless fucker! 77691[/snapback] amazing how many are STILL taken in by Souness' spin and propaganda mate, "bad dressing room" my fecking arse 77782[/snapback] It's irrelevant. Neebody thinks he's the right manager, the arguments moved on. It's all about who and when to replace him. Keep up. 77802[/snapback] no it isn't, you STILL believe his lies about a player he sold....show us the evidence that the dressing room is better than it was, show us the evidence that it is better than under Bobby Robson when we were in the CL, show us the evidence that the "cancer" has moved from us to Blackburn..... and it's relevant because we would be better off if he was still here, and the wanker responsible for kicking him out is still here repeating this crap. So, admit you are wrong, for believing fuckwits lies ..... or prove otherwise 77820[/snapback] As mentioned by myself elsewhere in this very thread-he's a gobshite. He lies and he concocts excuses. He's not the man for the job. The team spirit was better before he came but with huge attitude problems and the team were in decline in any event and Robson wouldnt have solved the problem. Another manager might have done better than Souness - most thought that was likely. Another manager might still do better-most still think that is likely. We need another manager if we want to achieve anything-the only questions are who and when. The Bellamy argument is irrelevant. 77822[/snapback] I don't agree, a proper manager would have commanded his respect, and we would be better off and have Owen, Bellamy and Shearer all on the books. You are just someone else who has forgotten all about him playing for a season and a half with a career threatening injury.....and still put almost all of his team mates to shame for desire, energy and will to win - poisonous and gobby, bollocks, on the pitch where it matters he was the biggest attacking influence we had and was instrumental in Shearer finding a new lease of life. It is relevant for as long as it takes to adequately replace him [at huge cost] and for as long as the blind still believe fuckwits lies 77849[/snapback] Incidentally, when I said the bit you highlighted ('lies and concocts excuses').....I was referring to Souness.

Basically Souness is a twat, Bellamy's a twat and Shola's garbage. 77685[/snapback] Bellamy may well be a twat, but is there still anyone out there who believes he (and Robert, perhaps) were ruining our team spirit whereas now its "the best Souness has ever had". The team with the shite team spirit (and Bellamy) would be the one who used to regularly come back from behind to win games, the one with the amazing team spirit is the one who is beaten every single time they go behind and play like it. Its obvious from the fact Souness pretty much mentions the dressing room or the spirit every week that he is way overcompensating, is hiding the fact he hasn't improved it at all and is tryign to still justify his fall outs with players by bullshitting about this amazing dressing room he has created. You don't hear other managers who actually have a great dressign room/spirit mention it all the time, they just sit back and let the results show how good the spirit is. If he mentions it once more or says the word "proper" in any context i hope the interview twats the useless fucker! 77691[/snapback] amazing how many are STILL taken in by Souness' spin and propaganda mate, "bad dressing room" my fecking arse 77782[/snapback] It's irrelevant. Neebody thinks he's the right manager, the arguments moved on. It's all about who and when to replace him. Keep up. 77802[/snapback] no it isn't, you STILL believe his lies about a player he sold....show us the evidence that the dressing room is better than it was, show us the evidence that it is better than under Bobby Robson when we were in the CL, show us the evidence that the "cancer" has moved from us to Blackburn..... and it's relevant because we would be better off if he was still here, and the wanker responsible for kicking him out is still here repeating this crap. So, admit you are wrong, for believing fuckwits lies ..... or prove otherwise 77820[/snapback] As mentioned by myself elsewhere in this very thread-he's a gobshite. He lies and he concocts excuses. He's not the man for the job. The team spirit was better before he came but with huge attitude problems and the team were in decline in any event and Robson wouldnt have solved the problem. Another manager might have done better than Souness - most thought that was likely. Another manager might still do better-most still think that is likely. We need another manager if we want to achieve anything-the only questions are who and when. The Bellamy argument is irrelevant. 77822[/snapback] I don't agree, a proper manager would have commanded his respect, and we would be better off and have Owen, Bellamy and Shearer all on the books. As for "making excuses", you are just someone else who has forgotten all about him playing for a season and a half with a career threatening injury.....and still put almost all of his team mates to shame for desire, energy and will to win - poisonous and gobby, bollocks, on the pitch where it matters he was the biggest attacking influence we had and was instrumental in Shearer finding a new lease of life. It is relevant for as long as it takes to adequately replace him [at huge cost] and for as long as the blind still believe fuckwits lies 77849[/snapback] Nobody believes Souness's lies. Desist! The main reason we havent won anything despite all the cash injections is a lack of professionalism-throughout the club. Bellamy was a very good player but typified this. What is acceptable as a professional footballer at Newcastle United is way below what is acceptable at the top clubs. That is why you constantly see the same clubs come from behind. That is why we win sweet fanny adams. Bellamy was a good player but not so good that he could win us anything singlehandedly. That is the only circumstance in which you can tolerate having that sort of player on your books (Diego Maradonna etc.) He's gone and I really couldnt give a shiney shite because it would have had no impact on us picking up a pot/staying up this season, good player as he was.

Jesus wept! In that order? You'd want to have some pretty clean feet like!

As a snake, he can dislocate his jaw when he goes down. 77819[/snapback] That could come in handly for the female of the species.The male as well depending on preference. How do you swing again Sammy? 77837[/snapback] Slightly to the left. When its low and lazy.

Did you like it? You cant improve on bare flash tbh. A lasses skin should be like the setting sun on a millpool. FACT!

As a snake, he can dislocate his jaw when he goes down. 77819[/snapback] down the shops.?? down the stairs??? 77826[/snapback] Dear me....you have got a lot to learn havent you?! I'll give you a clue......it tastes like a rusty iron bar! Joke! 77829[/snapback] think you must have been with some ladies of ill repute then....they obviously must'nt do their treble F's each day !! 77832[/snapback] I'm actually pretty spoiled at the minute. Dread to think what the treble f's are like!

Tatoos are shite. FACT!

As a snake, he can dislocate his jaw when he goes down. 77819[/snapback] down the shops.?? down the stairs??? 77826[/snapback] Dear me....you have got a lot to learn havent you?! I'll give you a clue......it tastes like a rusty iron bar! Joke!