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Youth team should be shitting bricks tbh. 53983[/snapback] Youth teams girlfriends anyway. 53984[/snapback] beat me to it 53985[/snapback] He's so quick he beats himself sometimes.

Youth team should be shitting bricks tbh.

Looks nowt like Blaydon tbh. 53978[/snapback] Sure, it's an Adidas jacket. 53979[/snapback]

Looks nowt like Blaydon tbh.

Look Renton, here's a newsflash for you: THIS IS NOT MY OR ANYBODY ELSE'S STEROTYPE. IT IS WHAT LAURENT ROBERT IS REALLY LIKE. How many times does he have to go to the press with this sort of shit before you get that? The "La la I'm not listening" approach can only be taken so long. Sooner or later you'll come to your senses. :D 53937[/snapback] He is stereotyped though, all the time. Terms like lazy French bastard are common currency, even when he's producing the goods. If its not a stereotype, where is the relevance that he's French? Its funny how people go hysterical because he says a few inappropriate things to the press, which others do all the time. I don't really want to comment on this latest "outburst" because of its source. What I will say is though I rarely disagreed with what he said when he was with us, including the infamous pre-Sporting comments, all of which were irrefutably correct. I tend to get more wound up over players get involved in sex and alcohol scandals personally, and generally being a waste of space, but there you go. 53963[/snapback] 53965[/snapback] 53971[/snapback]

Not quite. It was a privilige for Alans dad to bash sheet metal for 15 hours a day, not a pressure. Then he'd go home and his fatha would beat him. Again, if he was lucky.

Steve looks like Toadfish anarl 53952[/snapback] To be fair Steve's put on a bit of weight since those initial comparisons were made.

Aye, thats her, Summer off Neighbours.

If he wanted to say it straight (behind his teammates backs) then why didnt he just put it on his website as usual? Though I think I'm right in recalling that he claimed he was misinterpreted on there too once.

entire thread tbh

I was worried there for a minute. Worried for your mental health that is 53921[/snapback] 'health'????

Wor lass is lovely like 53909[/snapback] Punching above your weight for some years to be fair. 53914[/snapback] That's the best way round though, shirley? 53918[/snapback] Aye, yer not wrong there marra.

Wor lass is lovely like 53909[/snapback] Punching above your weight for some years to be fair.

I heard he'd broken that after denouncing it as the devil's work. 53887[/snapback] Just like Boyo's mobile. Try shoving a Spinning Jenny up your arse though! 53888[/snapback] Is that before or after I put the dog's bollocks up there? Is there some sort of manual I can get? 53889[/snapback] Again.....Rob will field all your questions.

I heard he'd broken that after denouncing it as the devil's work. 53887[/snapback] Just like Boyo's mobile. Try shoving a Spinning Jenny up your arse though!

For the idiots amongst us, what's a Luddite? 53884[/snapback] Ask Rob, when he's finished on his Spinning Jenny.

Terrible affliction, hard..sorry..difficult to feel like a man without that functioning properly. 53882[/snapback] Tell me about it. The ringer on it's knackered and it keeps switching to hands free.

Makes you better in bed. (Impossible in my case)

Year Gol's missus was born. Sick tbh.

Right up Rob's arse?

Thats the best news I've heard all day. There's this young bird I'm working with at the minute who thinks she's all high & mighty because she's been an 18-30 club rep in for the last six months. Anyway this is our last week of training before we go into the job and she's now giving it the big one because she's got a job at the Rock to start Monday and how she was only doing the training to tide her over money wise, Aye right Oh! I swear for a 20 year old lass I've never met anyone with such a bad attitude, especially towards other lasses. Of course i told her how my thoughts about her, hoping to see a few tears but she just smiled this sick little smile and said "I know", Bitch! I quite liked that Still fuck her though if she asked nicely 53852[/snapback] 20 though....you're nearly twice her age. Sick as Shearergol and his missus tbh. 53854[/snapback] As me Fatha always says "you're as old as the woman you feel" 53856[/snapback] How were his 11th birthday celebrations by the way? 53858[/snapback] Sick bastard. 53860[/snapback] Flashbacks to his own childhood tbh 53861[/snapback] I'm currently enjoying being 23 again actually. Only a 5 year regression for me but something still not quite right about it. Sure I'll soon get over it though. B) 53862[/snapback] Jammy bastard, have you topped her yet? 53863[/snapback] Cheeky bastard!

Very Jose Mourinho!

Thats the best news I've heard all day. There's this young bird I'm working with at the minute who thinks she's all high & mighty because she's been an 18-30 club rep in for the last six months. Anyway this is our last week of training before we go into the job and she's now giving it the big one because she's got a job at the Rock to start Monday and how she was only doing the training to tide her over money wise, Aye right Oh! I swear for a 20 year old lass I've never met anyone with such a bad attitude, especially towards other lasses. Of course i told her how my thoughts about her, hoping to see a few tears but she just smiled this sick little smile and said "I know", Bitch! I quite liked that Still fuck her though if she asked nicely 53852[/snapback] 20 though....you're nearly twice her age. Sick as Shearergol and his missus tbh. 53854[/snapback] As me Fatha always says "you're as old as the woman you feel" 53856[/snapback] How were his 11th birthday celebrations by the way? 53858[/snapback] Sick bastard. 53860[/snapback] Flashbacks to his own childhood tbh 53861[/snapback] I'm currently enjoying being 23 again actually. Only a 5 year regression for me but something still not quite right about it. Sure I'll soon get over it though.

Thats the best news I've heard all day. There's this young bird I'm working with at the minute who thinks she's all high & mighty because she's been an 18-30 club rep in for the last six months. Anyway this is our last week of training before we go into the job and she's now giving it the big one because she's got a job at the Rock to start Monday and how she was only doing the training to tide her over money wise, Aye right Oh! I swear for a 20 year old lass I've never met anyone with such a bad attitude, especially towards other lasses. Of course i told her how my thoughts about her, hoping to see a few tears but she just smiled this sick little smile and said "I know", Bitch! I quite liked that Still fuck her though if she asked nicely 53852[/snapback] 20 though....you're nearly twice her age. Sick as Shearergol and his missus tbh. 53854[/snapback] As me Fatha always says "you're as old as the woman you feel" 53856[/snapback] How were his 11th birthday celebrations by the way?