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I can just imagine him grappling away in a bear-hug......with a guinea pig.

I was actually referring to his Liliputian proportions, though I can well imagine he's also into bestiality, the dirty little scutter.

Flatulence?

Doubtless Gemmill will be along shortly to muddy the waters further with an 'explanation'

I'd nail the catflap shut an all.

Bleeds Black and White tbh. 50519[/snapback] SBR had less than a year to run on his contract though, so that would mean he was on over £5million a year/ £100,000 a week. Or am I missing something? 50522[/snapback] Hair. We've established that.

*gulps* 50436[/snapback] Robson's payoff? 50492[/snapback] Souness's unfeasibly large and incompetent entourage? 50507[/snapback] It's Robson's payoff as it's classed as an "exceptional item". It could also be any compensation that we may have paid to Blackburn for Souness - don't know whether we did or not though. 50508[/snapback] We'd have to play Blackburn compensation?

As long as they're happy, I'm happy tbh.

Yes, but I'm dangerously unqualified.

Some people lack will power though, therefore it isn't piss easy for them to give up. Seriously. 50497[/snapback] I know. Got a friend who's a consultant who smokes like a chimney. She knows better than most the risk, and has 4 kids. But she can't stop. Silly cow. 50499[/snapback] On the plus side, at least she's still got her hair, eh?

You tell me. You're the one with the time machine. 50498[/snapback] I didn't realise you needed a time machine to have a knowledge of events in the past. 50500[/snapback]

You tell me. You're the one with the time machine.

Good call! Who the fuck is dressing him these days? Mind you it was worse when it was Cheryl.

Speaking to Villa fans (my family is full of them), he's been shite since joining them. 50478[/snapback] Bit of a joke re: Hughes although he would still have been more use than (the constantly injured) Craig Moore. 50484[/snapback] Mr Ben O Fitohindsight Clairvoyant Close Retrospective-on-Sea

£1,495.95 VAT and labour inclusive price. Not a penny more not a penny less.

They're both garbage tbh. 49760[/snapback] Corrie is mint! FACT! 49761[/snapback] Corrie is 'lavendar'. FACT!

This from an Oxbridge graduate an 'all. What fucking hope for the rest of us?! PS.....Peasepud...

hair envy tbh.

gis you ticket....awwwww go on....pleeeeeeeeease 49941[/snapback] 49943[/snapback] Is Ross Noble funny? We've had this debate before havent we? With a hung jury if I recall correctly. 49949[/snapback] He's a wanker. FACT! 49950[/snapback]

gis you ticket....awwwww go on....pleeeeeeeeease 49941[/snapback] 49943[/snapback] Is Ross Noble funny? We've had this debate before havent we? With a hung jury if I recall correctly.

The one eyed man is still blind though, otherwise it wouldn't be the kingdom of the blind. Surely in the kingdom of the blind then the two eyed non-blind man is king? And who appointed him anyway? 49741[/snapback] Presumably as king he wouldnt be appointed. Rule by divine right I'd imagine.

Yeah, i guessed as much. I think that some of them just say the most obnoxious thing they can think of rather than a true reflection of the views of 'other' people. 49726[/snapback] Re the away games observation (more likely to hear racism there), I remember a time when it was not uncommon to hear comments but I can honestly say I've not heard it for the last ten years. I wouldnt be naive as to think it doesnt happen at all, but I do take comfort in the fact that 99.9% of the time, the attitudes of the vast majority make those few perpetrators so uncomfortable as to feel that it is completely unacceptable to verbalise the (frankly abhorrent) things that they might want to say.

I can't say anything nice, so i'm saying nothing at all! 49204[/snapback] See you still haven't put yours up yet Mancy, I wonder why? 49658[/snapback] Not seen yours either, you little Byker smack-rat! 49665[/snapback] have a deek, I'm in there. Although it is a picture before the gear got hold of me 49705[/snapback] What the fucks a 'deek?' And whats the deal with them shorts anyway?

Time to curtain this discussion. (Christ! That's the worst one yet.) 49707[/snapback] Fucking terrible!

And cocks. 49691[/snapback] I've no objection to the latter. 49693[/snapback] Remind's me of Brent's black cock joke on the office, and the ensuing argument on whether it was racist to sterotype black people about having oversized genitalia, or whether they should take it as a compliment. Nooooooo! 49700[/snapback] All I'm saying is that they shouldnt be ashamed of it, thats all!