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I once did a week's work experience at Northern Rock. My duties? Licking stamps. 53767[/snapback] Alex too. Penny Blacks apparently. 53769[/snapback] Bet he was licking the wrong side the dirty bassa 53853[/snapback] Aye, while trying to lick his elbow too, the spaz.

Thats the best news I've heard all day. There's this young bird I'm working with at the minute who thinks she's all high & mighty because she's been an 18-30 club rep in for the last six months. Anyway this is our last week of training before we go into the job and she's now giving it the big one because she's got a job at the Rock to start Monday and how she was only doing the training to tide her over money wise, Aye right Oh! I swear for a 20 year old lass I've never met anyone with such a bad attitude, especially towards other lasses. Of course i told her how my thoughts about her, hoping to see a few tears but she just smiled this sick little smile and said "I know", Bitch! I quite liked that Still fuck her though if she asked nicely 53852[/snapback] 20 though....you're nearly twice her age. Sick as Shearergol and his missus tbh.

Can't trust anyone called Slobodan. Just something very sinister about that name.

Must have laughed til their arses bled!

Just goes to show be careful who your being cheeky to, you never know what their capable of. 53836[/snapback] 'you're' 'they're' Wacky, your English is fucking bobbins, son!

Lazy tbh.

Then made to poo in it until it was full and pushed in. 53831[/snapback] Be grateful to go the same way myself, when the time comes.

Taciturn Evans. He's very quiet, it's almost as if he isn't there. 53818[/snapback] Sounds like Titus and Testfaye Bramble's Welsh cousin.

.......and 'with friends like you' etc etc..... 53768[/snapback] Alright mate? How's the hair? 53772[/snapback]

Very little baggage compared to Dyer imo. It'll be interesting to see if we improve without him though. 53748[/snapback] You may or may not be right but it's a separate issue as far as I'm concerned. The problems Robert is having at Pompey highlight what Robson, Souness and Robert's team mates at Newcastle have had to put up with in my opinion. 53762[/snapback] Well you're right, but that's where good management comes into it. Remember Cantona and Ferguson? Not that I'm comparing Cantona to Robert in terms of ability, but you get the point without me going further, I'm sure. 53766[/snapback] Haway man Renton, how many managers have to try and fail with Robert before it becomes Robert's responsibility? There are individuals in life who are just unmanageable. 53770[/snapback] Obese tbh

Very little baggage compared to Dyer imo. It'll be interesting to see if we improve without him though. 53748[/snapback] You may or may not be right but it's a separate issue as far as I'm concerned. The problems Robert is having at Pompey highlight what Robson, Souness and Robert's team mates at Newcastle have had to put up with in my opinion. 53762[/snapback] Well you're right, but that's where good management comes into it. Remember Cantona and Ferguson? Not that I'm comparing Cantona to Robert in terms of ability, but you get the point without me going further, I'm sure. 53766[/snapback] Obsessed tbh.

I once did a week's work experience at Northern Rock. My duties? Licking stamps. 53767[/snapback] Alex too. Penny Blacks apparently.

.......and 'with friends like you' etc etc.....

Agreed, that's why I'm so annoyed. If he'd even put in half the effort most players do, he would now be the best winger in the Premiership by a country mile. Now he's just unwanted at Pompey. Well done Laurent. I remember reading how he excelled at karate. horse-riding and football as a boy but decided the team sport would be the most challenging. Just no-one told him football was the team sport, apparently. Fuck, I sound as bitter as an Alan Oliver piece. 53750[/snapback] Aye, that's what really pissed me off about Robert. All the ability in the world, but no interest in applying himself unless he felt like it. That coupled with the silly interviews etc. meant the bad eventually outweighed the good. 53755[/snapback] Fucking hell man, stop talking in cliches. It's lazy. 53758[/snapback] Is that actually possible anymore in a Robert thread though?

Racist tbh. 53729[/snapback] Linguist? Well spotted anyway! 53753[/snapback] Don't big him up for getting the joke. He'll be sat there smiling like a wanking Jap now.

.........no 'tbh'???

You're right of course, the question is whether there is reason for alarm. 53735[/snapback] £500 a throw (according to Renton) is a canny argument against if you ask me. That would equate to about £30,000,000,000 for the UK if my maths is right. 53737[/snapback] £29,999,999,500 actually. Craig and Gol wouldnt need one each. Obviously.

So as not to offend Catholics in the US 'The Pope Must Die' had it's name changed to 'The Pope Must Diet'. 52623[/snapback] On the same theme, apparently 'Richard III' had to be renamed something else for the American market (just King Richard or summat - I cant remember) because it was thought that the yanks would be put off going because they hadnt seen Richard I or Richard II. Fucking morons.

Fucking worst film title ever. FACT!

When did they figure that out and how large was the sample? Was it a question on Family Fortunes? If you asked that question on the street, most blokes would think performing auto-felatio was some Shakespeare part. 52601[/snapback] If you asked it in Byker, they'd think it was a souped-up motor. Probably a Lexus.

Not convinced, I'm pretty close. What about thalidomide victims, or people with exceptionally long tongues? I need to see some proper scientific evidence to back up your statement tbh. 52594[/snapback] It was on a Penguin wrapper, how much more scientific do you want me to be? 52597[/snapback] We'd settle for 'sober before 9am' tbh.

Posh Toyota tbh. 52576[/snapback] Didnt he post a photo of his car recently? His car ffs!!! Bad as Jimbo tbh. 52581[/snapback] I what a sad cunt. He's been trying to flog it for months to no avail. It's got a few scratches here and there so I introduced him to one of my mates who's in that line of business and he gave it the once over and told him what it needed done if he wanted to get back any where near what he paid for it, SMO agreed and said he's be back the following day to let work commence. Thing is when he got home and told the boss she popped her cork and wouldn't authorise the payment, much to SMO's dismay, hence he's still stuck with a motor that he should have got rid of last year if he was going to recouperate any where near what he paid for it and for the small outlay of £150 he would have made a Monkey on it but now it's deterioating in price as we speak. He knows I know it, everybody knows it, except his 'blonde' lass. Moral of this story, never let a woman wear the pants, especially when dealing with motors 52593[/snapback] I heard she doesnt even wear skirts, never mind pants?

Not while you're licking windows, obviously.

Looks like Papa Laz tbh.

To be fair, anything under double figures for a five/six aside knockabout match is completely unacceptable to the average heterosexual male.