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Is your avator a Magic Eye thingy? 17176[/snapback] Whatchu talkin' about Willis?

Toodle pip! Hope you manage to find your way back. Don't be a stranger! Is Meenzer the closest thing we've got to a real live girl now?* *joke!

Bunch of cock-ends! I'll happily get there earlier if any of yous are up for it. Scott, just let us know if you wanna get there for 1. Dave, nee probs if your wrists arent up to a 1 0' clock start. Alex, you're a cock-end!

I agree with the bounce, but it just seemed weird to play on, too spongy and the first time my ankle has given me bother for awhile. The lad who did his crucial ligament is actually gay by the way. 17138[/snapback] Limp wrists and limp ankles eh? And whats this 'crucial' ligament business? Is he a Delbert Wilkins tribute artist an all?

The little bits of rubber get everywhere too. 17114[/snapback] Aye, they're like mulched tyres or summit arent they? Never played at 'Westgate'??? but it sounds like the same sorta stuff they have at Man City's training complex. I think it's the business-behaves much more like proper turf (bounce is nowhere near as high or as fast). Dave-you and your mate just sound like a pair of puffs to be fair.

From 2? We're playing Manure, we need to get drunker than that to cope. 17101[/snapback] Good man, so it is!

They're in the Champions League though and for me only Morientes is proven at that level (which he is with distinction). Mellor is a fat bastard, Crouch is untested and a streak of piss and Pongolle is a distinctly average striker. Cisse is the best bet currently to partner Morientes in Europe but I'm still pretty sure Liverpool would gladly bring Owen back now they know they're involved in CL for the medium term at the very least. By the way some sites are saying that we've 'agreed a record fee' Whats all that about? - wouldnt that suggest we're trying to sign him permanently? Probably a load of shite but just wondered if anyone was aware of any developments?

I can't quite believe what I'm reading over there to be honest. Being cynical about this move is one thing, but saying that it's a huge mistake and "devastating" is fecking amateur dramatics at its best. Sad as owt. 17019[/snapback] I can't say I'm happy about us being his third choice (ideal preference would be to be in Madrid's first team, failing that a move to Liverpool, failing that a loan spell at Newcastle), but frankly what with the state we're in at the moment and the other names being bandied about I cannot believe how anyone could be against us going all out on this one. He's proven at every level, his attitude is second to none, his goal record is staggering and he means what he says about it being world cup year and him needing to be in form and impressing the national coach. This should be music to everyones ears FFS! Basically we dont stand a chance if Liverpool go for him, but if that doesnt happen then we should be biting the little buggers hand off at the elbow!

Trent House pre-match perhaps? 17012[/snapback] Sounds good. I'll bring a few candles in case Gemmill knocks the shit out of all the light fittings again.

Any of you tossers out beforehand? 4pm kick off - thats some good drinking time! Got a race on for the 6.25pm train back h'yem so I'll need a few to quicken me step.

Scary really, when you think that the average bloke spends most of his life trying to get down that area for some action 16572[/snapback] Can't beat a bit of U-bend love!

While we're on the subject, what sort of tramp sits there, picks their nose and then proceeds to wipe their excavations all over the toilet cubicle walls when theres fucking toilet paper right next to them?! 16546[/snapback] Civil Servants, thats what sort of tramps do that. When i worked up Longbenton the cleaner who used to do the cleaning on my floor would get the same bus as me in the morning. She told me that the state some of the toilets were left in, especially the woman's, were nothing short of a fucking disgrace and the majority of these snotty fuckas swan around the place like butter wouldn't melt, with their sharp suits on etc. When if the truth be known there a bunch of dirty arse bastards, i dread to think what their houses are like. Dirty arse civil servants! 16551[/snapback] Got to agree with that assessment! You havent met Peasepud have you? Cos you've just described him to the absolute letter!

While we're on the subject, what sort of tramp sits there, picks their nose and then proceeds to wipe their excavations all over the toilet cubicle walls when theres fucking toilet paper right next to them?!

Says you who was gibbering away pissed on msn the other night 16512[/snapback] What's that? Is it like WKD? Tart fuel!

When drunk, I honestly think I could infiltrate any Northern Irish paramilitary group with that accent! 16485[/snapback] That's quite a range. 16489[/snapback] You may scoff, but I reckon I could fool the Mick Irish and the Bog Irish!

Panoramic view of the Newcastle skyline from the Town Moor. Quality innit?! ........I tried to get it in as my signature- basically to annoy everybody (it would stretch every page to roughly three times its normal width everytime I posted) but apparently you c'ant have dynamic image tags' (or something) in your signature. Undeterred and still hell bent on mayhem, I tried to install it as an avatar image instead. But it automatically got resized

When drunk, I honestly think I could infiltrate any Northern Irish paramilitary group with that accent!

Depends. Do we need to bring a bib and a playpen for you to stop you wandering off and spilling beer all down your top? 16272[/snapback] Give us your ticket then! (ps I still owe you for the last Man U game at Old Trafford, so get us one for this and we'll call it quits!) 16283[/snapback] I think there's still some tickets left. 16292[/snapback] Sorted! Travelling up with the reds. Fucking marvellous! 16459[/snapback] You've actually managed to ring the box office and sort yourself some travel too!? Jesus! Mummy wow! Sam's a big boy now! 16462[/snapback] Cheeky bint! Didnt imagine for one second there'd be any left on general sale like. Same every time when I order for North West teams though. First they clock the accent - "You are a Newcastle fan arent you, sir?" - then I give them the address for the credit card (Manchester postcode) - "You do realise this is a home section of the ground don't you?" ......make me feel like a fucking leper, so it is!

Depends. Do we need to bring a bib and a playpen for you to stop you wandering off and spilling beer all down your top? 16272[/snapback] Give us your ticket then! (ps I still owe you for the last Man U game at Old Trafford, so get us one for this and we'll call it quits!) 16283[/snapback] I think there's still some tickets left. 16292[/snapback] Sorted! Travelling up with the reds. Fucking marvellous!

Depends. Do we need to bring a bib and a playpen for you to stop you wandering off and spilling beer all down your top? 16272[/snapback] Give us your ticket then! (ps I still owe you for the last Man U game at Old Trafford, so get us one for this and we'll call it quits!)

Bloody hell! Anyone under 30 going?

The new board should have a dogging forum.

Unlucky!

It didn't happen to a few years back, in a white rover metro did it? I went down there with an ex lass of mine for a bit of a fumble not knowing these shenanigans went on at this location, we got going and she shit herself when a bloke came up to the window. I jumped out and chased the dirty bastard, then went back to the car and stuck it up her wrong un'! 15954[/snapback] After she'd shit herself? You scruffy bastard!

I've actually seen a tramp decline a plain chocolate digestive! You fucking minger!