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Has Gemmill been gassed?

If we win it then fucking mint, geddin! If we lose and the series is drawn, the ashes urn is by far the shittest trophy in the history of sport and any winning captain lifting it cannot help but look like a complete pinch of snuff!

28 the morra me!

Not even the weather? 29604[/snapback] Do you think it might be a factor?

Top bombing! The perfect example tbh.

Do you reckon the weather might be a factor?

Where's Wellsy? 29577[/snapback]

Off on a tangent here, but mrs hips has a 'thing' for that Knowles character!!!! Now that is wierd 29472[/snapback] Oh dear 29544[/snapback] Says David Dickinson's no. 1 groupie! 29548[/snapback] oh dear 29572[/snapback] Cheap as chips!

We'll piss it! In the sense that its forecast to piss it down for the five days. Geddin!

I know it's only rock and roll but I like it!

Off on a tangent here, but mrs hips has a 'thing' for that Knowles character!!!! Now that is wierd 29472[/snapback] Oh dear 29544[/snapback] Says David Dickinson's no. 1 groupie!

Heard Adamski and Seal - 'Killer' last night for the first time in years. Chooooon!

If I shared an office with you I'd take my chances with the windows wide open tbh.

Nah, that pollen's a bloody menace 29520[/snapback] Not wrong there like. My top looked like I'd had Jodie Marsh burying her face in my cleavage!

If you can admit to eating chick pea curries, coming out to your parents should be a doddle, Sammy. 29491[/snapback] Want to bet? I got some beads and string and made a frigging bead necklace at the breakfast table once and mine still didn't twig. 29523[/snapback] Dare we ask what you then did with the beads? Not at the breakfast table surely......

and emmmmm NO! 29489[/snapback] I'm funnier than you'll ever be, you lanky bastard! 29494[/snapback] ....he said, stretching his braces. 29501[/snapback] You manage that none-handed, you fat jabber.

Off on a tangent here, but mrs hips has a 'thing' for that Knowles character!!!! Now that is wierd 29472[/snapback] He's got 'craggy good looks'. I think that means he's about 60 and looks rough as fuck before he's had 4 hours in make-up. 29479[/snapback] His face looks like it survived years of armed seige during the disolution of the monasteries.

If you can admit to eating chick pea curries, coming out to your parents should be a doddle, Sammy. 29491[/snapback] They're chickpea vindaloos, naturally!

Pebbledashed down the side of the pan I'd guess.

On a serious note I love Indian food but I have to say I dont think the meat in any of it is of a very good quality so I've tended to start buying chick pea curries (chana). They've actually been very good and I've found that I can do without the meat altogether. I'm not against meat per se but I do think that animals deserve decent lives/living conditions before they end up 'in the pot'. I honestly dont think that happens with high street take away stuff though. It's obvious from the prices that its likely to be ropey stuff from fairly dubious sources. I think Chinese food is probably the worst of all for that in fact. A lot of that stuff I just cant eat at all.

Someone clocked him on a night out with you I'm guessing.

Hi Dave, my name's William. I have this ovewhelming desire to nail Fern Britton (sp) over a desk in the middle of an ice rink whilst wearing orange wellingtons. Oh, and Ravel's 'Bolero' MUST be playing over the loud speaker system. Is this weird or freak ass?? 29445[/snapback] The Fern Britton part is a little weird 29459[/snapback] I dunno, after watching a few episodes of DIY SOS I've wanted to nail Fern Britton to a desk alongside that Nick Knowles character. 29469[/snapback] Nick Knowles is a cock-end right out of the top drawer to be fair.

Quoted for truth 29460[/snapback] Jesus wept! 29461[/snapback] Christ on a bike tbh 29462[/snapback] Whoosh! IMHO.