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Fully shaved doesnt do owt for me. Has anyone ever encountered any novelty shaped foliage? Topiary if you will.

Would agree with that. Had a Russian landlord that lived in the apartment above me in San Francisco and him and his wife were really nice people. Moved out in the end though cos they got a bit overbearing, and their son kept coming down and announcing "My mam's in the bath. Mind if I used your toilet?".......then he'd go in there and pebbledash the fucker. Got him back the day we moved out though - he came down with the usual story. Told him yep, go ahead. He obliged. Unfortunately for him we'd already cleared everything out of the bathroom, including the bog roll. 13955[/snapback] I thought you were gonna say you went up to their appartment and took a dump in their bath while she was in it. 13963[/snapback] You been watching Didsbury Uncovered again or something? 13969[/snapback] No, I was just taking a guess based on the 'patterns' down the side of your bathtub.

How old are you? How old was she? I understand Gol's knocking a teenager off and he's 28. He wants to be ashamed. Jealous? Moi?

and when he was finished, his goatee had mysteriously vanished... 13962[/snapback] Immac absolutely hums n'est-ce pas? Couldnt have gone down straight away to be honest, you're a better man than me!

Would agree with that. Had a Russian landlord that lived in the apartment above me in San Francisco and him and his wife were really nice people. Moved out in the end though cos they got a bit overbearing, and their son kept coming down and announcing "My mam's in the bath. Mind if I used your toilet?".......then he'd go in there and pebbledash the fucker. Got him back the day we moved out though - he came down with the usual story. Told him yep, go ahead. He obliged. Unfortunately for him we'd already cleared everything out of the bathroom, including the bog roll. 13955[/snapback] I thought you were gonna say you went up to their appartment and took a dump in their bath while she was in it.

Jesus Tonight!

well, as we have no midweek european footie to watch this season, i had to find something else to take its place....... Thats my excuse, and im sticking to it 13868[/snapback] Have to say that works for me as well. Mind, the word 'sticking' could be slightly suspect... best get a towel girl. 13952[/snapback] I always have a packet of tissues handy, i like to be prepared for any eventuality 13958[/snapback] Jesus Tonight!

Bastard!

I normally knock one off, works a treat 13874[/snapback] I normally knock a couple off.

According to the maths, if I show mine I'll want to see Mags' and Toonraiders'! ........ fuck off, man Alex! I didnt read the bit about two cocks! 13829[/snapback] Think of the money you could make!!! 13831[/snapback] Think of the MESS you could make !!! 13832[/snapback] SUCK MY COCKS![/B]

According to the maths, if I show mine I'll want to see Mags' and Toonraiders'! ........ fuck off, man Alex! I didnt read the bit about two cocks!

It's not easy ladies, I can assure you. In fact sometimes I think it's a bit of a curse!

I'd like to think it drops out with fucking shame!

I heard he shot his dealer dead during a particularly bad case of the squirts. 13726[/snapback] You guys kill me Like Morecambe and Wise, take a guess at who the baldy one is 13775[/snapback] Eric Morecambe?

It was horse shit man! 4&3 on a par. Then 2. All copies of the first series should be detroyed.

Good call. The first series was truly dreadful, like!

I heard he shot his dealer dead during a particularly bad case of the squirts.

Carpet muncher! *under breath* "Tastes like rust, man ffs!!!" *under breath*

Fairs Cup 1969. Gloryhunter in my book.

I could probably have put that better. 13575[/snapback] Fucking hell Sammy. Obviously spoilt for choice at the moment are you?! 13698[/snapback] How did you know I was ambidextrous?

It will be hard re-inventing yourself after your initial embarrasing efforts to project yourself as some sort of internet hard man! Why not try starting again under another username.... 13623[/snapback] I here he's trying to portray himself as a working class poet. http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...pic=582&hl=poem 13632[/snapback] Borderline retarded! 13635[/snapback] Aren't you a borderline mackem 13665[/snapback] I suppose I am but I dont write songs about it! Wacky Jnr is seething! 13670[/snapback] Doubt it, i know how you girls operate, i thrive on this sort of shit. See you've got a new recruit 13671[/snapback] The 'poetry' you mean? You half-wit.

It will be hard re-inventing yourself after your initial embarrasing efforts to project yourself as some sort of internet hard man! Why not try starting again under another username.... 13623[/snapback] I here he's trying to portray himself as a working class poet. http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...pic=582&hl=poem 13632[/snapback] Borderline retarded! 13635[/snapback] Aren't you a borderline mackem 13665[/snapback] I suppose I am but I dont write songs about it! Wacky Jnr is seething!

What the fuck's all this about?

Apparently ball and man is a red. Jeff Winter telt wuh. Gilberto did go down like Medina at a Japanese banquet mind you.

Ban?