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One love.

BK is way harder graft than Maccy's btw Kev so count yourself lucky.

That looks like BK to me. And I'd know, sadly.

Anyone monitoring Paul Wyn's Twitter here?

But I don't like the way they laugh on inhale. Especially when it's at my hairy shoulders.

Are you still on homo erectus? Seriously though, my shoulders are hairy as fuck. I know you speak a bit of Chinese or something and were trying to tap off with an east asian girl not so long back. Did you ever manage that? Their lack of body hair is a breath of fresh air let me tell you.

I'm still hairy with white skin underneath. That's stage 1.

I'd have thought they'd try to double the price when Daniel Radcliffe tipped up for a viewing tbh.

I remember Chris Lewis getting sunstroke. He also got jailed for trafficking cocaine so it just shows that some people can attenuate and reinforce stereotypes at the same time.

Gemmill: I'll have the partridge burger. And leave the feet on, yeah?

Happy to hear that if correct. Either way I hope this isn't TS researching menus for his Brighton eatery.

Bit sick that tbf (assuming it amounts to a meal). The east asians get up to some right unnecessary stuff when it comes to their food.

It was a deliberate Sue Townsend reference tbf.

"Me so hor-hee-hor-hee-hor-ny!"

;) Fucking WIN!!!!

They're here, they're there, they're every fuckin' where; balance sheeeeeets, balance sheeets!

You're gonna get your fuckin' dividends!

Nolan went to London for £1 million (net) And we just can't spend the cash

;)

Deadman is a safe guy tbf.

Deadman, if I ever meet you, I'd like to shake you by the hand. If it's not in your arse.

Get with the times man, you damp squid. Think it was sweetleftpeg that famously flunked that one on here. Have you seen that episode of The IT Crowd btw? Nah, hook me up plz. There is the damp squid (damp squib) line and then there's the putting someone on a pedalstool (pedestal) line. "Everyone has their blind spots". Class. CT said it on here a few weeks back, referring to feminism iirc. Must have missed that-wish I hadn't. But aye, yeah - SLP originally. Took it in good grace, in typical fashion.

Get with the times man, you damp squid. Think it was sweetleftpeg that famously flunked that one on here. Have you seen that episode of The IT Crowd btw? Nah, hook me up plz. There is the damp squid (damp squib) line and then there's the putting someone on a pedalstool (pedestal) line. "Everyone has their blind spots". Class.

Preferably washing them first.

Well if you're going to finger a girl Deadman, it goes without saying you're going to have to get your fingers out of your arse first.