Dr Kenneth Noisewater

It really was that appalling.

Amen to that (big) brother.

Can you imagine being locked in a house with those fuckers?

Fucking hell, I honestly don't like/fancy any of them.

The chinese manc. Normally I'm against hitting women, but in her case I'd let it slide.

It's got to be an act. Hasn't it? 138161[/snapback] It might be his Tourettes.... 138164[/snapback] Is the tourettes not part of the act? Anyone can make stupid noises and mutter 'wanker' every now and again. 138170[/snapback] It seems SO contrived. 138173[/snapback] Exactamundo my friend.

It's got to be an act. Hasn't it? 138161[/snapback] It might be his Tourettes.... 138164[/snapback] Is the tourettes not part of the act? Anyone can make stupid noises and mutter 'wanker' every now and again.

It's got to be an act. Hasn't it?

Two welshies! What were they thinking??

"I don't like people and don't want to make friends. Ghandi, Mother Theresa and Bob Geldof; nice people. Everyone else: bastards"

Number five: She spent ten grand on her face and it still looks like a slapped arse.

Number four. Two minorities in one.

Third is the posh one...

Second one's an annoying tool...

Well the first one's pretty grim...

I like the topiary.

Here's what they've done to the house: Clicky

Well, it all kicks off again in less than an hour. Any rumours on who is going into the house this year?

Pull the aerial cable out the back of it and check it. Sometimes rain water gets inside the cabling (at the dish end, obviously) and runs down and degrades the wire and therefore the signal. Might be cheaper than a new box.

Did anyone else see Sarah crash that Ferrari on 5th Gear last night? She didn't even get it out of the pit-lane, poor girl. And Nicola's accent was a turn-off. I'm going to go with Kimberley (Is she from Leeds or Bradford?) just ahead of Nadine and Tweedy.

"London Bridge is falling down" ?

I'd go along with that. Let's leave him to contine the good work done towards the end of the season and see where he takes us.

I wouldn't argue the toss between them, the biggest question regarding the pair is why can't the play as well for their country as they do for their clubs ! 135744[/snapback] Can they play together ? If you had to choose, I'd go for Gerrard every time. 135919[/snapback] I think that is the main problem of the English midfield. Accomodating two very good players. The fact that they are so much better at club level might have to do that the one has his Makelele the other one his Alonso who keep them their backs free. It will be interesting how Mourinho tries to accomodate Ballack and Lampard next season... 135926[/snapback] I've thought for a while he should only play one of them. He has to decide. Probably alongside Carrick, on the basis that the team shape is far more important than playing your best players and hoping they gel. This has been proved historically many many times. 135929[/snapback] Exactly! I've thought for a long time that SGE should only play one of them. They are too similar, for me, and the two just don't fit together imo. Gerrard is better imo but everyone has their own thoughts. It's a bit like the old Clemence/Shilton thing - two great players but only one can play. Yes, we can play more than one midfielder but the point I am making is that we can only play one midfielder of that type. Gerrard OR Lampard alongside someone else. Maybe Carrick is the man to get the nod. 135938[/snapback] I think Rooneys injury gives him the opportunity to play both and Carrick. I would go: Beckham - Lampard - Carrick - J.Cole --------------------Gerrard ---------------------Owen giving Lampard the licence to bomb on from midfield knowing Carrick in the holding role is there as insurance, and Gerrard a role floating between midfield and attack dependind on who has possession, with instruction to shoot on sight and look for those killer through-ball he used to play to Owen at Liverpoo.

Hitzfeld wants a bit longer to look at all the golf courses.

I wanted West Ham to win, I would have prefered to see the joy on faces not used to winning silverware rather than yet another trophy for the reds. Lets face it, winning the Champions League from 3 goals down against Milan is going to take the gloss off coming from 'only' 2 down against 'mere' West Ham. Or any other cup win come to that, it simply won't get any better than that night in Istanbul. However, I do find it fascinating that some clubs (particularly Liverpool) can keep that winning mentality (they know how to win trophies if you like, don't let pressure effect them) no matter how many changes of players/ managers/ back-room staff thery have. Other clubs (ourselves, Inter Milan maybe?) can throw money around until the cows come home and never win anything because we lack that mental edge.