Dr Kenneth Noisewater

I was hoping Gerrard would save that sort of performance for England.

I thought we should have gone for him last summer. I'm sounding like a stuck record now, but the money spunked on Luque would have bought Ashton and David Nugent with the change.

I'd like to hold my hand up and say I've changed my opinion. It was actually (mostly) class. Loved everyone whirling the scarves around their heads, really good atmos and the end of the match was stage-managed to perfection.

What other species form hybrids? Is a horse and a donkey a mule? A goat and a sheep a geep (or a shoat)?

Male tiger= Tigon Male Lion = Liger Although a Lion and Tiger would never meet in the wild would they?

Hmm, is that not a work of fiction rather than a documentary?

I'm staying at home, watching The Bill.

1. How do they get the bubbles evenly distributed through an Aero, shirley they should float to the surface before the chocolate sets? 2. If you took a Zebra foal (is that the right word?) and trained it, could you eventually get a saddle on it and ride it like a horse?

Me too. As you say, that board format doesn't really lend itself to 'bites'

Think he got away with it.

He certainly looked as if age was catching up with him. He defied it for longer than most.

How shit is that boro board by the way?

I saw a fat, ginger, camp looking bloke with a manbag yesterday. Thought it might be Gemmill, tried to get a photo on my phone but my skills weren't up to the Peasepud standards.

I hear Bernie Slaven is going to make a guest appearance to present us with the Century Top-Dog Award.

A lot of places round here had red and white today, wonder how many will be wearing black in the mo(u)rning?

Is that the Fly me to the moon board? I might join as Reg Hollis.

Syed couldn't sell hankies to boro fans tbh.

Lovin that!

Me putting money on the smogs cursed them. Best tenner I ever spent

All ready for the big final: Ruth vs. Michelle Come on The Badger!

Me too. I have also followed Gemmill's lead by putting a few quid on the Smogs - the 'softening the blow' tactic.

I always appear offline anyway. I don't know why I bothered installing it, I'm an anti-social bastard.

Thats what I was thinking.

Maybe the invites didn't reach Newell, Ruddock and Flowers. They are his other football buddies aren't they?

Pathetic, really. Especially when you consider Shearers standing in the game and England connections. Think of who turned out for Pedro's testimonial...