Dr Kenneth Noisewater

I think the three sides listed below are probably the top England teams of recent years. But which is the best? Italia'90 ----------------------Shilton Parker – Butcher – Wright – Walker – Pearce ---------Gascoigne – Platt – Waddle ----------------Lineker – Beardsley Euro'96 --------------------Seaman Neville – Southgate – Adams – Pearce Anderton – Ince – Gascoigne – McManaman -------------Shearer – Sheringham World Cup 2006 -------------------Robinson -Neville – Ferdinand – Terry – A.Cole Beckham – Gerrard – Lampard – J.Cole ---------------Owen – Rooney

Rooney gets World Cup green light Wayne Rooney has been included in Sven-Goran Eriksson's World Cup squad, BBC Sport understands. Rooney appears to have won the race to prove his fitness after breaking a metatarsal in his right foot while playing for Manchester United in April. He has left on a flight back to Germany - which is due to land at Karlsruhe near Baden-Baden at about 2200 BST. He had earlier spent two hours at a Manchester hospital while doctors studied the results of an earlier scan. Football Association executive director David Davies had a broad grin as he left hospital with Rooney before they drove to Manchester Airport. An official announcement has yet to be made by either the Football Association or Manchester United - who announced on their website at 1945 BST that a "decisive" scan result "will be announced this evening". But it does appear that Rooney has been given the green light by the group that spent those two hours locked in the clinic at Whalley Range - which included United doctor Tony Gill and physio Rob Swire, England team doctor Leif Sward and other specialists. It is also thought that an independent consultant from Fifa was on hand should there be any conflict between Rooney's club and country - and it was reported that United lawyers were in attendance. But a decision has apparently been reached to retain Rooney in the squad - and send the unfortunate Jermain Defoe of Tottenham, who had been on standby, back to England.

Old as the hills, but still possibly the most cringeworth and embarrassing clip I've seen.

Sniper rifle being polished in readyness.

Me too. We've spent more than enough on centrehalves without really improving (Woodgate exepted, of course). I would make do with what we've got (plus Huntingdon coming through, all being well) and look at investing in both full back positions.

Are wife-beating alcoholics with mental health issues allowed to work with kids?

Klug is an essential part of the Magilton appointment as Magilton hasn't got his pro-licence.

Perhaps you're not seeing it in the spirit its intended? As Gemmill said he is taking the piss out of himself rather than trying to look cool. I bet there were blokes in every nightclub in the country copying him last night as well, it's a laugh. Although he should probably put it to bed after the World Cup, don't think it would receive such a warm reaction from away fans if he did it for Liverpoo.

Agreed. I hope to see it many times over the next month. Peter Crouch - Sex Machine

Agree it should change. Land of Hope and Glory would be good and is the obvious choice. I also like Jerusalem. I think it came to the fore during last summer's Ashes series. Very stirring.

Thats me new desktop wallpaper sorted

Why would J69 want to pay £1500 so you could get your arsehole bleached?

Give his ticket to some random off this message board? Do you think he was born yesterday?! 144157[/snapback] Harsh. But funny. Sorry Donald. BTW, I would go to the awards. RHCP will tour again won't they?

I'd share the wealth too. No point in being able to jet off to exotic locations at the drop of a hat if your freinds and family can't do the same. My parents are coming up to retirement age and have paid their mortgage but I'd maybe get them a bigger house in the country, I'd set my brother up with whatever line of business he wanted to go into and make sure he had property. I'd give cash to my mates (my close freinds that I've known for 10-15 years) so that they could give up the 9-5 if they wanted to. I'd like some of them to be able to enjoy travelling the world, going to major events etc as much as I would. You need to know who your real freinds are because once you've got money the hangers-on will come crawling out of the woodwork. I'd have a house up here somewhere in the sticks, a city centre flat in Newcastle (probably stay in 5-star hotels or rent somewhere in London too). I like cars so I'd have a sports car (an Aston or a Ferrari), a luxury saloon (always liked the Audi A8) and a 4x4 (Range Rover Sport). The real luxury of money is not only being able to afford to go anywhere in the world but also having the time to do it.

Purely personal and in no particular order: NewOrder - Technique The Stone Roses - Stone Roses Nirvana - Nevermind The Verve - Urban Hymns UNKLE - Psyence Fiction GreenDay - Dookie Oasis - What's The Story... N.W.A - Straight Outta Compton Therapy - Troublegum Depeche Mode - Violator

True but I have the feeling the tide may be turning against Richard and I cannot bear to watch that smug slimy little bastards face if he does not go the mora 143903[/snapback] Could Richard benefit from a wave of sympathy after tonights show?

Sezer hammers the nails into his own coffin with his boorish behavior.

So who's the culprit then Donald?

You misunderstand me. Lea is who I think will be voted out, not who I want to be voted out. And I prefer natural to silicone

BeachBall tits will be out on friday.

Probably injured 143538[/snapback] Probably struck off.

I've still got an old 'paper' driving licence, but I've had it so long I've moved house twice since I was at the address that's on it. Is this legal or should I update it? I'm not paying for a new one if I don't have to.

Didn't we have a new club doctor about six months ago? What happened to him?

They'll pull them straight out of Iraq and invade Iran at this rate.

Good call. I presumed the verbal kicking Hargreaves got (and bigging up of Carraghers performance) was just BBC Sport showing their blatent Liverpool bias again.