Dr Kenneth Noisewater

fivelive described this programme as the Big Brother for mad people. I thought Big Brother was the Big Brother for mad people.

Agree, got a bit of a thing for french knickers and as you say much more classy. And cotton boxers for me. Used to wear briefs but I have seen the error of my ways

I did cheers, got a week of glorious weather in Corwall.

Certainly beats the previous mark of: SUPER-CALI-ARE-FANTASTIC-CELTIC-ARE-ATROCIOUS after Calidonean Thistle beat Celtic a few years back. I also liked: JASON MACKEM-TEARS after his pen miss in the play-offs last year.

I suggested a gold forum on N-O but never heard anything back so don't know if their new site will have one or not. I think its a good idea to keep the classics together, forgotten about the Hughesie abortion thread.

Can you imagine either Viduka or Anelka lasting beyond Christmas with our man-management guru?

Seriously though, if he can't find his most treasured possessions for two years what chance has he got of managing a football club again?

Tis a good question.... Unless they play 3 up front I guess - be an awesome frontline that mind... 5477[/snapback] I can see Rooney fitting into an advanced midfield role similar to how Gascoigne used to play. Same sort of phisique too. That would allow Owen to partner the horse up-front. Saha should start looking for another club. Agree with Craig, its a shame if Smithy is converted to a midfielder, would like to see him up front for us.

From the Sunday Telegraph: Robson finds his 'lost caps' Bobby Robson, 72, has admitted finding his 17 "lost" England caps in the loft of his Ipswich home. He reported them stolen when the house was burgled two years ago and made a public appeal to find them.

hey theres no denying the fact she's ten times better than last time. 5523[/snapback] Yeah, she's had a make-over but she's still gonna look the same under those clothes

Sunday afternoon is grand prix/ moto gp and a bit of cleaning or hangover recovery time. Whereabouts in Cornwall are you going Brock? I was there a couple of weeks back.... beautiful.

Pubs everytime. Although I might go to a club if it had an Indie Night and I was in the mood.

The waxwork Shearer is a bit scary.

You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

Between £1000 and £1500

...and everything changes! Hello, some of you (not many I bet) may remember me as Redcar Mag (new site, new user name). Been off-line for almost a month, on hols then changing ISP. Looks like I've missed all the fun. Glad to be here all the same although I guess I'll be splitting my time between here and N-O or whatever their new site is going to be called. Anyway, what else have I missed?