Gemmill

You should have done what they used to do in Yel! whenever that song came on and sang the following at her: "Get your! Tits out! Get your fucking tits out!" to the tune. It scans btw, 1000 charvers can't be wrong.

You're one crazy guy All this was after my first trip to the new gym too. I was so hungry and yet patient enough to make a 15 minute sandwich. A bit like a sandwich ninja prepared to wait for his prey.

You haven't lived.

How much time do you mongoloids see my sandwich taking like? 10 minutes in the oven for the ciabatta, in the meantime the mushrooms are cooked. Then 5 minutes or less in the sandwich press. Worth 15 minutes of anyone's time.

That's the plan, aye.

Just had a look on the website there and it looks very nice. Looks ripe for a student massacre though, so I'd watch yourself.

Vegetarian scum!

How long's the training for that, Dave? Are you basically self-employed with that, or how does it work? Does the "independent" just refer to you not being affiliated with any financial institutions, but you would still work for a company of IFAs? I've never really understood how they operate.

Not sure where that is, but a lot of New Jersey seemed quite nice when I was there - was on a course in Plainsboro and we drove through loads of nice countryside and small towns/villages not dissimilar to English countryside/villages. If you're only 10 minutes outside of the city, it sounds ideal. Do you have to go down to the Embassy for interviews to get your visa? Are you gonna become a frat boy?

So are you trying to move in with young professionals, and you're still a student? I can understand why you aren't getting past the application stage.

Nice one, congrats. I'm sure you'll have a class time over there. Which uni is that then?

Are you moving there then? Have you got a visa/will you be living illegally/will you be marrying the bird for a green card?

I'd say we probably had it coming for entering a side into the European U21 Championships.

Pasta alla Scott. I can't divulge ingredients though.

A what? It's a type of tuna iirc.

Tbh if it had happened to us, I wouldn't give a shit. It's only the U21s ffs.

I'm so fucking hungry now btw.

Wtf are you on about? I said I don't eat in these places - I was in BK last week before a gig on the request of a mate - bad mistake. You couldn't make your sandwich at work though, could you? So what are you having? Zip it, Whopper boy! I'm going to have to rely on the canteen to prepare something for me. I guarantee it will be minging. I don't understand your "you couldn't make your sandwich at work" argument though. No I couldn't, but what's that got to do with it? Well that's where most sandwiches are consumed, I'd imagine. Btw, I'm a poor cook and have never claimed otherwise. Stir frys are about the limit of my culinary skills. I like the idea of stif frys, but then when you actually get to taste them, at the end of the day it's mainly just veg and is canny boring. Found some chilli soy sauce which helps a bit, but I still only have them rarely.

I had a mahi mahi sandwich in Hawaii once (how fucking cosmopolitan am I?! ) that was out of this world. Went back to the same place about 4 times while we were there just cos it was so class. Think I had the Ahi a couple of times too.

Had a meeting last week with this bloke from a third part expense processing company. Anyway when I asked him if they worked with American Express, he did the David Brent interlaced fingers thing (unfortunately he didn't bite his bottom lip at the same time) before going on to tell me how they synced perfectly with them. You should just do that when trying to describe how this sandwich supposedly works.

Wtf are you on about? I said I don't eat in these places - I was in BK last week before a gig on the request of a mate - bad mistake. You couldn't make your sandwich at work though, could you? So what are you having? Zip it, Whopper boy! I'm going to have to rely on the canteen to prepare something for me. I guarantee it will be minging. I don't understand your "you couldn't make your sandwich at work" argument though. No I couldn't, but what's that got to do with it?

I can't believe you ended a thread describing how to prepare THIS sandwich by accusing my sandwich of being "too busy". Piri piri chicken AND sweet chilli jam?! Oh dear.

It's all coming out now. Pre-packaged sandwiches, Subways or Burger King are the order of the day for the self-proclaimed gastro boy, Renton. What's for tea tonight, Renton? Fish fingers? Findus Crispy Pancakes?

That sounds class, Parky. Is your lass a German Greek then? I bet she's fucking filthy!

The brioche is an error for any sandwich for my money. Far too sweet. Tbf your sanwich looks pretty good but the choice of mushrooms is clearly flawed. Wrong! The chestnut is a meaty mushroom which just bulked things up nicely. It's a womans choice for fucks sake man. A mans choice would have clearly been a portabello! The Portobello is a pleb's mushroom. I wouldn't even have them in my house.