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He neglected to mention it in the Claim to Fame thread actually. Clearly an oversight.

Al Franken's books are decent if you like the sort of thing Moore does. Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell Them was a good read.

1. Just found out jimburst straightens his hair. 2. What a fucking hom!

His latest text was "Nugent wants to come to Sunderland! Oh yeah, we're just there to make up the numbers eh? Small club eh?" I replied congratulating him on attracting a Championship player. I'm such a twat.

Marksies "count on us" range is fucking pointless. Tiny portions and totally tasteless. If that wasn't so derogatory it would make a good tagline for the range though.

That's some detour. I picture your hand like a propellor plane in a movie trying to make the last minute ascent to get over a mountain..................*ruffle*

I've held one of Matthew Pinsent's Olympic gold medals. No euphemisms whatsoever.

So you got a creamy pasta. Good shout.

Eastern European tbh. Human cannonball is all you're good for though.

I always look like a bit of a terrorist on them. Last one I had done I had to get done at a professional place cos the americans are utter wankers about your head being an exact size on the photo etc. Felt like a right mincer.

Uh huh.....yeah...uh huh... yeah.... Where ya going on yer holidays like? Then when Roeder replies there's an embarrassed pause then "..........aye, that should be nice. Uh huh.................mm-hm..................yeah."

My sister's boyfriend reckons they're getting Carrick when Hargreaves shifts to Man United. They're quite literally living a dream.

I'll be the first to remark that it's quite a walk to step out of my shadow before any other twat does. Not that alex is in it like - he's a star in his own right these days! A writer, no less!

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Aye, SSN I think it was are saying that PSV have backed out of the deal.

And I quote: "The Carling Cup finals of recent years bare witness to this." This man is in possession of an English degree, people!

I'm gonna go and read it. If I find any spelling mistakes, you're gonna know about it!

Liam would make a good chairman.

As said, if Ben Haim has the choice he'd have to be an absolute spaz to pick us over Chelsea.

I'm not having this wanker thing work its way all the way back up the chain to the question-asker btw. That's not on.

I'd forgotten about that, you absolute mincer! Have you done your first article yet? "Confessions of a homosexual football fan"

HOT SPOT for Barrymore!

Poker ninja tbh.

Aye, I dunno if he's got a job. Loved his posts though. GazP Writer Newcastle-Online