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Sounds like a fetish site. I think I'd better leave it til I get home. Meenzer clearly reeling from the bombshell sandwiched between two slices of bread in the opening post though.

I made the best sandwich ever yesterday. Ingredients were as follows: Parma ham Fresh basil Mozzarella Pomodorino (or something like that) tomatoes (quartered) Chestnut mushrooms (sliced) Sliced green chillis (most of the seeds were removed, a few left in for added zing) Fresh ciabatta, warmed in the oven This was finished off by putting it in one of those panini press things to melt the cheese/heat it up. The challenge before you is to beat that for quality of sandwich - my advice on how to approach this is to make the above sandwich first and eat it. After you've done that I would advise taking some time away from sandwich-making altogether, to try to come to terms with how good it is, then SOMEHOW, when you've accepted my genius, try to think of some way to better it. You've got your work cut out, let me tell you.

You've grown a beard? Overcompensating tbh.

I wouldn't even fancy living in a flat with my mates, never mind randoms. Every thing they did would annoy me and they'd probably end up in bits in the freezer.

I'm not a big Beckham fan but I really admire the way he comes back from adversity. A few months ago he was facing the end of his career, excluded from the England squad and told he'd never again play for Real but a few months later he's back in the England team and provided assists and just won the league with Real deperate to hold onto him. It really is Roy of the Rovers stuff and while he could've said "fuck it" and went to America to pick up his money he instead put his head down, worked as hard as he could and is now reaping the rewards. Off the pitch many may question his hype and motives but on the pitch he has had to work for and earn all the plaudits that have come his way and fair play to him. I don't agree with thia bit. I bpersonally feel he has been given too many plaudits and is the most overhyped player in the history of the game. He is a one trick pony who would be easy to nullify in games if the correct tactics are use. And this has happened on many an occasion. If Beckham was that easy to nullify, he wouldn't have had the career he's had, would he? I think you're talking bollocks tbh. The lad is class and he keeps on proving it as ewerk says. I listened to a Sven interview a while back where he was on about Beckham's move to Real and how he'd spoken to the people at the club when they signed him, and the feeling was that they were getting a playboy who would shift a lot of shirts and make the club a lot of money. A year or so later he talked to the same people and they said they couldn't believe how professional the lad was, how hard he worked, and how focussed he was on his football - the most professional player at the club, supposedly. I think he gets a lot of stick cos he's basically a good looking lad who happens to be loaded, and gets overexposed in the press.

Pair of sad twats.

That last sentence has the words in the wrong order. That is all I have to say on the matter.

Alex would look fucking hilarious with a tache. I'm not growing one though.

That's a Friday afternoon special!

In ASDA on wednesday there was a chinese fellow who was feverishly poking away at it before realising he wasn't pressing the touch screen. I've noticed the Chinese are particularly inept with the self-checkout till too. This wanker a couple of weeks ago was trying to scan individual apples with no barcodes on them. Me and the Tesco lass who had to come and help him were both just stood shaking our heads in utter disbelief.

Always seem to get continental couples in the pool squeezing eachothers' spots. Absolutely vile. Many moons ago I was studying in a room. One lad who was nicknamed 'Sif' because of the enormous amount of spots on his face was sitting one row behind me and one row to the right. Suddenly, a small splodge of puss appeared on my notes caus the skanky twat was squeezing his plukes I replaced my quill in the ink well and proceeded to give him a beating of some savagery. FYP.

Standing behind people at the self-checkout tills provides some pretty damning evidence of the general IQ levels of people in this country. You'd think some of them were stood in front of the control panel at NASA's Mission Control the way they go on - stood mouths agape staring at a screen which at any one time has a maximum of six options on it. I feel like pushing them out of the way and going "LOOK! "FINISH AND PAY"! THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT YOU FUCKING CRIPPLE!"

Get yourself a nose hair trimmer tbh.

Yeah, I've mentioned before that there used to be a lad with one arm that worked on one of the checkouts at the Tesco in North Shields. I used to seek him out because his scanning speed was pretty much on a par with my bag-packing speed. A match made in heaven tbh.

Serving then. Attending?

Aye mancmag hasn't mentioned his brief flirtation with highlights in this thread yet, the complete arse bandit.

Working my notice man, spaz features!

I'm still at the old job. And no, my boss is a bird. I have actually done some work today though.

Then promptly spends the rest of the day rueing the mistake by the sounds of things. Needs more tuning imo. No, it's always active, it just point blank refuses to focus on anything work related.

Which A-Level is that for? Sounds a bit spazzy.

Can't sleep in on a morning. My brain is such a finely tuned machine, and so desperate to be active that it wakes me up first thing.

I don't know how people work nightshifts tbh. I just don't think I could do it. I can barely stay awake at work during the day.

Don't forget your shaved cobblers, Luke.

I got it, but it wasn't really that funny. I'm on a higher plain, baby.

khay is well shuffed. Well done mate.