Gemmill

Hes a 'Feeder'!! . All I'm saying is watch how you spell Feeder if you are looking for their website. And all I'm saying is "YEAH RIGHT!"

How fucking embarrassing man? Jesus Christ, if you couldn't go for a shit for fear of snapping the toilet in half, you'd think about going on a diet.

Like you and alex? More like you, really.

Whilst simultaneously making you feel self-conscious.

"I want a bottle of Jack Daniels. And a cake. Fetch!"

What's that, the Detached Retina First XI?

What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats? Has anyone seen What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

I don't really know what to expect from this one. We keep hearing that they're a decent side, but then all the teams we played in the group stages were meant to be "decent" sides, and none were that impressive. If they genuinely are as good as we keep hearing then I think we're on our way out.

To be fair, she may have a genuine problem, but the thing that annoys me is her "I'm being left to die by the doctors" claims whilst simultaneously rejecting the help that they're trying to offer her.

There's gonna be four sides by the sound of it anyway. If the NO regulars that post on here now on a regular basis would sign up to it, we could feasibly set up an NO side just from them. I think trying to involve a combined effort of both boards would be too difficult. Good idea though.

One thing I don't get by the way, is what her eating "disorder" is. Does her stomach think it belongs to a hippo? Or is her "disorder" simply that she eats far far far too much?

I just picture her bairns doing shuttle runs to and from the fridge. Keeping them fit I suppose.

What are people's opinions on this story? I've seen her on the news and heard all the stuff about how she hasn't been out of bed in 6 months, and that she has an eating disorder and needs help etc..... “I have been left to die by the doctors. They’ve told me I could die within three months. If I was anorexic I would get proper help but no one has sympathy for obese people.” Apparently the PCT has offered to put her in a mental care institution, but she says they can't offer her the help she needs. What help is she looking for exactly and how does she know they can't help her? If the PCT thinks that this would help then shouldn't she just accept their help? As things stand she lies in bed all day, so why not do it under medical supervision where she actually has a chance of surviving. She's got kids an'all. Obviously I don't know the ins and outs of the case in terms of whether she has an eating disorder or whatever, but there's a lot to be said for personal responsibility and self-control, or even just accepting the help that someone is trying to offer instead of just lying there going "I'm going to die and no one wants to help me" between mouthfuls of pie. By the way, she's only 5ft tall. Her BMI must be a fucking disgrace!

Bent over with his eyes scrunched up is all I can think.

Gawd, you can hear the brain cells burning... Admit it, you're jealous! Have you started making your trophy yet? No. I'm still half asleep and am having a cup of tea. You can have the cup when I'm done with the tea though, if you like. I'll stick some ginger biscuits in it in your honour if your team wins it Ginger like your barnet? Finish your tea then get cracking on it then! Chop chop!

Gawd, you can hear the brain cells burning... Admit it, you're jealous! Have you started making your trophy yet?

Well, whatsh going to heppen tonight?

120 mins divided by 6 is 20 minute games. Genius!

Aye, I've heard this, that smoke was actually disguising the fact that pubs stink. Aye I'm thinking they probably smell something like a packed metro on a hot summer's day.

Damn! I heard this on the radio on the way in and planned an "I'm dead!" thread title, but forgot. RIP anyway though.

We could have a trophy making contest. I'm thinking this is maybe one for the girls. In fact that's it decided. All the lasses on the board have to design and build a trophy (it has to be board-related), and the winner will be presented on the day. Hop to it beeatches! Re getting it for two hours - what would we do, have a round robin mini-league thing. The accountant has just tried to work out how many games that would involve and had to stop cos his brain was hurting.

You quite sure about that?? I don't think Isegrim will be too chuffed if Gemmill tries to amputate his leg again! Mind you if we had rules, there's no way in hell Neil would have got on court with his choice of footwear.... He looked like he'd been out rambling, got lost, and wandered into a football match.

To be fair like, the Gemmillator just stood his ground and the German bounced off and fell to the floor in a heap. I did feel bad though cos I thought for a second that he might have spacca'd his knee again.

Only cos he is too scared to come out drinking with me !!!!!!!!!!!!! Aye but thats got nowt to do with smoking tbh don't join the Gemmas game ffs !!!! It's no game, Bumfight!

I mean you, not your wife.