Gemmill

Peculiar?! It sounds fucking horrendous!

You're making things up again Gemma ........ Biggest defeat - ever - was the accountant saying the club should back Souness despite being told it would lead us to the position we are now in. Take note Baggio. Gemmil needs to be told about the clubs 80m debt ....... You are stupider than a small child. How many times do you need have it pointed out to you that it was your great chairman - the man in charge of the balance sheet and the clubs finances - who backed Souness. It is HE that put us in "the position we are now in". Christ almighty, do you understand how stupid you look at all? On the one hand telling us what a good job he's doing, and on the other bemoaning the "position we are now in". A position he has led us to. You're chasing your tail again, like you do every time you come on here. I'm not engaging in any further discussion with you other than to call you stupid, so don't trouble yourself replying. I would sooner carry this discussion on with my nephew who can barely speak yet.

My sister has gone to the match with her filthy mackem boyfriend. I'm texting her now loving the fact that they're losing. "Haha! Let this be a lesson to you! Never again set foot in that shithole!"

Honestly Leazes Mag couldn't win an argument with a 4 year old. This thread has made for piss funny reading. First he wades in with his "What I and many others can see is........blah blah blah.....it's just a shame some on here cannot see this." Then he has his arse spanked and chucks the toy out the pram. Fucking class.

I imagine it hangs in the toilet when you're spewing an'all. Nightmare!

ZOMG U LUV STETHOSCOPES!!!111

Install Firefox. Although saying that, I had no problems on here with Safari.

Terminator is entertaining enough like, but I never fell in love with it like most people did.

Another one for Leazes - highest placed English-managed club in the Premiership.

They'll have to pull Wacky off first, according to him. Pull him off Smooth's birds, not give him hand relief.

Smooth trying to deprive NUFC of mining local football talent. No soopafan worth his salt would complain about this. In all seriousness though, it sounds like a fucking nightmare.

All I will say is don't even go there. You would never know the difference down in Phatpong, so I unlike two of my mates never bothered. Sounds like a nickname for that 42 stone wifey's fanny tbh.

I tried to explain that theory to my friends in 1st year. The thick bastards went mad shouting at me because they could'nt understand. 'How do i personally know that WW2 occurred' 'HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU SAY THAT' 'explains theory' 'HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU SAY THAT' Errr, I'm not sure that it was your mates being thick here.

Stevie blatantly into the lady boys.

Potential means fuck all if you aren't fulfilling it tbh.

Another was about the three legends. Re: Dyer, he's not worth the wages and hasn't been for 5 years. Regardless, he's still one of the better players in the squad, and we'd be daft to sell him. Especially now we've got him fit.

Haha, alex watches kid's movies.

Agreed an'all. Although it shouldn't even need spelling out tbh.

The Legends is shite anyway, but the highlight of it was definitely Gates. If they've ditched him, they may as well pack in. By the way, re Slaven, that bloke's voice/accent does my fucking head in. Listen to him say Cattermole. Ca'uh'mo. Wee Ca'uh'mo. That, along with the Duke, the Yak, and all the rest of it makes him unlistenable. Bit of a tangent, but the number of times the commentator on Century at the weekend commented on the "ROCKING" atmosphere at the Riverside was hilarious. It was literally every two minutes he was going on about "fervour.....fever-pitch at the Riverside....the place is absolutely bouncing....these fans are really getting behind their team..". You could tell he was just in heaven to actually be at a game that didn't have banks and banks of empty seats.

Spurs definitely... but can't see Boro having a sniff at Old Trafford. They're as shite as us away from home. I sincerely hope Boro get turned over in the return match. Was not happy at all on Saturday when they went 2-1 up - the thought of those twats getting a day out for a cup semi-final. Well, it's not on, is it. They didn't even fill their quota did they for last years? They couldn't even sell all their tickets for the away end at our place man - 45 minutes drive from their front door. I had an email off a Boro lad when I got in on Monday morning, all triumphal because they sold out a home FA Cup QF against Manchester United ffs.

You were with your lass? Who the fuck else would I be on a bridge with? Eh? Are bridges the sole reserve of courting couples then? "Who the fuck else would I traverse a body of water with? Eh? EH?!"

Spurs definitely... but can't see Boro having a sniff at Old Trafford. They're as shite as us away from home. I sincerely hope Boro get turned over in the return match. Was not happy at all on Saturday when they went 2-1 up - the thought of those twats getting a day out for a cup semi-final. Well, it's not on, is it.

That's impossible. You work in a carpet shop.

What about your hair though?