Gemmill

You quite sure about that?? I don't think Isegrim will be too chuffed if Gemmill tries to amputate his leg again! Mind you if we had rules, there's no way in hell Neil would have got on court with his choice of footwear.... He looked like he'd been out rambling, got lost, and wandered into a football match.

To be fair like, the Gemmillator just stood his ground and the German bounced off and fell to the floor in a heap. I did feel bad though cos I thought for a second that he might have spacca'd his knee again.

Only cos he is too scared to come out drinking with me !!!!!!!!!!!!! Aye but thats got nowt to do with smoking tbh don't join the Gemmas game ffs !!!! It's no game, Bumfight!

I mean you, not your wife.

Fucking hell, double congratulations. There's life in the old dog yet, eh?

Potter, what's the score? Potter, Potter, what's the score?

If thats the case how did Peter and Scott score so many against you then? Neither of them scored against me actually - I'd moved out of goal by the time they started banging them in. Matt got a few though Peter is bound to go on about his 'gazza-esque' turn and finish when he skinned me when i was in defence though I defo scored one against you, I'm sure. Although knowing your encyclopaedic knowledge of anything vaguely football related, you probably have this chronicled somewhere and will prove me wrong. You were stood next to the posts I was defending as the 'substitute' most of the first half man!!! What was the score again?

Do you get a stitch if you move any more? Your legs are getting snapped Alowishus. Does that mean Caths "play nice boys" rule doesn't count this year.. Guaranteed that Isegrim will cry off at the last minute. Miss his flight or something. Stone. Cold. FEAR.

If thats the case how did Peter and Scott score so many against you then? Neither of them scored against me actually - I'd moved out of goal by the time they started banging them in. Matt got a few though Peter is bound to go on about his 'gazza-esque' turn and finish when he skinned me when i was in defence though I defo scored one against you, I'm sure. Although knowing your encyclopaedic knowledge of anything vaguely football related, you probably have this chronicled somewhere and will prove me wrong.

Do you get a stitch if you move any more? Your legs are getting snapped Alowishus.

If thats the case how did Peter and Scott score so many against you then? Fucking goal hanging?! I was defending most of the time, with the odd surging run which invariably ended in a goal, or the keeper rueing getting in the way of my shot. You're right though, scoring past Craig was no bother.

If we're allowed in the area, I will score a scary number of goals. I'm Owen-esque in the area.

You should really enforce that rule lad as due to your height advantage you could be knocking them in all day long. Then again god help us all against Peasepud. I can't head the ball for toffee man. It's my Bramble-esque passing I'm concerned about missing out on.

No head heights btw. Same as last time. Head height is for homs.

You're unhappy about that? Have a word with yourself not unhappy about going to see the Arctic Monkeys...unhappy that I won't be able to come along to Eldon Leisure and witness all the "fit" bodies It'll be mid-afternoon on a weekend by the time we play, you'll be mortal and howling at the moon by then. this is exactly why I want to come....to dispel all the alcoholic bullshit never mind I will just have to turn up at a match piss up instead...... but if you should find another date suits everyone better that will be fantoontastic I can just imagine us all having a knockabout down on the courts at Eldon Leisure when you rock up looking like something off Bumfights, arguing like Muttley with an invisible foe, and then vomiting over the balcony onto the keeper.

Do you like that motor like, 2J? Looks like a smart car/hybrid to me. Wouldn't be seen dead in one personally.

You're unhappy about that? Have a word with yourself not unhappy about going to see the Arctic Monkeys...unhappy that I won't be able to come along to Eldon Leisure and witness all the "fit" bodies It'll be mid-afternoon on a weekend by the time we play, you'll be mortal and howling at the moon by then.

Eldon Leisure last time, so probably the same again I would think. Was a good laugh last time.

Party of Five was another one that was shit. Hamfisted moralising in every episode.

Cerberus est canis! Metella est mater! Caecilius est pater!

If he left them to join us, he'd not be able to set foot in his beloved Boro again. Very much doubt this is gonna happen.

I think it's safe to assume that manc-mag will cancel at the last minute.

Hat trick hero tbh.

It's gonna be 11 a side at this rate!

"Yes........YES.......I'LL 'AVE IT....................................I'M IN SPACE!.............give and go.........CHASE MEH!"