Gemmill

You raise a pretty good point actually. Once the attendances start to drop, or season ticket take-up falls, we're gonna struggle to shift any general sale tickets if we're asking £39 for them. Pisstake really.

Wasn't that last year? Do you actually watch this shit then? A few years ago now. I watched that one cos it was hilarious. Peter Andre in the jungle pretending he was a tortured musical genius, singing Insania to his fellow jungle-buddies, and desperately trying to get into Jordan's kegs every night was class.

£31 a ticket if you get a season ticket - bargain!

Unbelievable that programme. It reached its peak when Peter Andre was walking around bent over trying to hide the fact he had a stot-on after Jordan had told him to fuck off back to his bed cos he wasn't getting any.

Aesthetically pleasing? Memory of an elephant. Re: shagging stepmother, the answer is never! What is wrong with you people? For the record, I wouldn't shag mine even if her chebs doubled in size.

I've got both btw. Both good for different things. Although I think if I could afford one of the top of the range macs, I wouldn't bother with a PC.

Scroll up and look at the advice above daft lad. Just making sure you don't miss it!

My mam used to read her books when me and my sister were little. She used to be fucking terrified!

ok, lets not get dramatic My pc is broken.... I'm not a pretentious Gay. Silly tithead! I've got two, would you like one?

I assume Calzaghe is looking to boost his profile in America with this fight. Surely that's the only motivation for losing one of his belts to fight some reality TV gimp.

No, still shagging his mother, ffs! Not his fault her chebs have grown, to be fair to the lad. Perfectly understandable.

Ok, I think it's basically time for you to buy a Mac.

Her cockney accent is atrocious though.

Just run the system recovery thing, cockbag, and stop whining!

Now hey! I don't watch that shite! I was at his house a few Fridays back and he wouldn't change channels. She was at someone's funeral even - cheb-watching at a funeral ffs!?

Stephenson is alright. My mate was going mental about her chebs. Reckons she's pregnant and they're masseeve or something.

All soaps are crap man. My dopey stepmother tapes them ALL. I don't know how she has time to do anything else cos if she's not watching them she's reading stupid magazines telling her what's gonna happen next. I don't know what my dad is doing with her, cos he has the same tolerance levels for stupid people as I do.

Corrie's good like. I can't imagine you watching Corrie!

Is there really anything on telly that's essential viewing these days though? I tend to watch stuff I've downloaded, DVDs, or poker stuff. There are no series on telly that I'm desperate to see that I can think of. Apart from X Factor.

Twatrokles!

I prefer Asstrokles.

can't, I've tried switching it off then hitting F8 as it's loading and that doesn't work, there isn't the option to "switch off and restart in safe mode" when I try turning off as normal and Ctrl-Alt-Del doesn't have that option either... only options when I load up are F2 (setup) and F12... something else. hit F8 once per second after switching on I like to give a double-beat on the third second. With a bit of closed hi-hat.

Have you heard of Mattheus Rose? Yerrrrs. It's beneath me though tbh.

Only Fenerbahce can catch us though, right? So even if we get beat, we still win the group if Fenerbahce can't win the next two games. So let's take our chances with that scenario.